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Martin pipe returns
04 Dec 09 17:24
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Am I wrong to hope she gets a good seeing to by the nightclub bins before coming home to give me sloppy seconds ? When I look at it sober it seems plain wrong, but that's the beauty of Stella Artois for you.

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By:
you_never_know
When: 04 Dec 09 17:26
sure it's alger and not BITTER you're drinking?
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 17:27
Never touch "alger" mate nor since my dyslexia was diagnosed - I get sipped too easily.
By:
GrimReaper
When: 04 Dec 09 17:27
Uggghhh....stirring someone else's youghurt....bad arrows :_|
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 04 Dec 09 17:27
Martin :^0 I love someone with a sense of humour ;)
By:
Tevez is God
When: 04 Dec 09 17:27
a pleasing riposte :)
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 04 Dec 09 17:28
Aaaah - sweet romance!
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 17:29
Just me then. Nobody else hanker after anything similar after 20 years of marriage ?
By:
Old Gregg's Designer Mangina
When: 04 Dec 09 17:32
divorce maybe
By:
poogirl
When: 04 Dec 09 17:33
dont worry, i will call her taxi
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 17:35
Great shout Greggo, but surely worth trying stirring the porridge before running up the white flag ?

Our counsellor said to have a try at varying our sex life, so I've been knocking the lass in the next street off, so surely she can do her bit ?
By:
Old Gregg's Designer Mangina
When: 04 Dec 09 17:36
whateva floats your boat
By:
flushgordon
When: 04 Dec 09 17:41
do you want her creamed in every orifice, or just vag?
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 17:43
Just the rear door preferably though will take what I'm given. A bit of doner hanging out of her bra would really do me a favour too.
By:
Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag
When: 04 Dec 09 17:48
can you re-iterate exactly why u want your wife coming home covered in spooge, rubbish & kebab, having just had her ar5e rogered by another bloke? Thanks
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 17:50
Not a problem Mave, to reinvigorate our love life.
By:
stakingplan
When: 04 Dec 09 17:59
maybe she thinks the same about you!
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:02
Cracking idea ! I should go out,** the arze of some random bird then go home with the precum still oozing out of the jappa. If I could find a bird willing to let me in that idea could have some legs.
By:
Roquebrune
When: 04 Dec 09 18:03
Stunning fred!
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:06
Just a small microcosm of the average guy's mind IMO.
By:
Old Gregg's Designer Mangina
When: 04 Dec 09 18:11
im quite glad I havent got a husband
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:17
Really ? You must spend a fortune on batteries and sherbet then.
By:
Old Gregg's Designer Mangina
When: 04 Dec 09 18:18
sherbert?
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:19
Do you not have a dog ?
By:
Old Gregg's Designer Mangina
When: 04 Dec 09 18:19
nope
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:20
OK. Forget the sherbet then.
By:
Hoss
When: 04 Dec 09 18:20
Just don't get too Stella'd and go down on her. Yuk
By:
Old Gregg's Designer Mangina
When: 04 Dec 09 18:20
i dont get it, could you explain
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:23
May I respectfully refer you to the thread about shameful acts....if further enlightenment is required my good friends at petsex.com will be able to help.
By:
punkha1
When: 04 Dec 09 18:36
better off taking up swinging or something if u feel like that.
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:39
Swinging ? Bit vanilla IMO.
By:
punkha1
When: 04 Dec 09 18:40
vanilla?
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:42
I agree.
By:
bodil
When: 04 Dec 09 18:47
I wonder how many people are going to stagger home after the works/office party and announce to their partners that "like Tiger Woods, I'm human and I'm not perfect." More than a few, I suspect.
By:
Martin pipe returns
When: 04 Dec 09 18:48
That's given me one almighty horn fella. Will they have strips of doner hanging out their bras too...? Please !!!
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