Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

And?

if ir rains too much the Great Whites will be swimming up Main Street again :0 :0

I was looking forward to the cricket :|

Can't you play somewhere else?

You're not helping my mood.

Have you tried massaging your perineum?

While on the linoleum

..and singing the Te Deum

..thus relieving the Tedium?

Where's my gun?

Right, basturts .... RUN!

David, sounds like you need something to make you smile.

How about this for the finest response from one set of solicitors to another, following an initial letter full of threats, lies, hype, rudeness and totally unreasonable demands bordering on the extortiionate:

Dear Sirs

Fvck off.

Strong letter to follow. :)

Is there anything more disgraceful and annoying than cricket in the winter, in some far away ex-Empire place? No !

Yes, when two non-London teams played in the cup final at Wembley.

They should play oop norf.

What if it's two deeply Southern teams?

Like, say, Cambridge Gayers V Truro Puntas?

Thay can play at Hampden Park.

Barred!

There's a Hampden Park in Eastbourne :)

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