Things worse than Christmas shopping

Queuing behind old, dithering, bank card-using feckers when buying something after the annoying shopping, is one for starters. :)

Being gang-raped in a prison shower... apparently.

Just use Amazon, it's a PoP, done all mine already.

Yeah I'm on amazon right now :)

I was half way through a nervous breakdown and threw my toys out of the pram and stormed home seething.

I cant stand it.

What you got your wife?

Modern Warfare 2 for the PS3, I hope she likes it.

Great idea, can I nick it?

As long as you get it back by Dec 24th.

Ken Masters 02 Dec 15:00

Being gang-raped in a prison shower... apparently.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

At first, yes.

Those 12+ rated PC games just get better and better

Catching your foreskin in a zip is a tad worse than xmas shopping, but not much.

watching aston villa playing football is way worse