Each way`s "sparkmaster rap anthem"

look people i'm out the mop business and in the brushes ok..

keep up ffs..

the sparkmaster rap is a thing of vicious beauty and i don't drink lager tops ..

good day on the apples jonsy ..

yeah it was good ew , nice and hot , loads of punters

when you posting it ew?

in the week prob , grps seem to be forming , i don't want to have barny all weekend ..,

ew :)

its been put back ! :( , btw i stand alone

i know jonsy , but others are to keen ..

ew :)

in the week? ffffffffffs i cant wait that long .

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!

Why wait?

If a grope seems to be farming, why would that be a problem?

no barny, too many grps

If rap has taught us anything, and it hasn't, it's that grps etc can be disolved through rhyme, if not rhythm.

each way will be down the pub now sharpening his lyrics, i have a feeling you will both pay for these remarks come the early hours.

In all sincerity, I hope so.

In the meantime, the warm up act has arrived:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlauD8Pcvc8

Each way uses his music the way other people use weapons, once he eventually staggers in with a pocketful of tonights conquests knickers stuffed in his trouser pockets. Each way will no doubt slip on his mask, and with a swish of his typing finger, the letters E and W will be emblazoned across both your chests.

You have been warned!

They already are. But only because I'm a human compass.

Would anyone like a taste of the south?

Anyone fancy a quick group hug on 'daisychaining reunited' I've got you all down on my buddy list. Log in as Lenny McScrote and go to the Chip Wrapper lounge for more instructions.

oh dear, i've got stuck in the 'inner circle'.

i`m daisychaining right now. Though i`m not sure it counts if you`re alone.

can you do it with one hand then.?

Good morning everyone.

Morning Sandy

this is a serious thread, youre forming groups to mock each way, he supplies alot of content ok

yes good point

Despite the heat. My mouth is still watering with anticipation.

It's like Christmas was cancelled.

Where is this masterpiece?

Cancelled due to pressure of a 'not funny pal' response?

each way 04 Aug 10:19
got to go out ..
laters ..

ew

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..05 Aug 00:13........Who does he think he is ...titus oates ??....

each way 04 Aug 10:19
got to go out ..
laters ..

ew

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..06 Aug 00:13........Who does he think he is ...titus oates ??....

Apparently the delay arises because the main man is waiting on delivery of his bright red Larry Blackmon inspired leather codpiece.

All week he has been heard growling, "Yawl" in a husky voice into his hairbrush and greeting his homies down at the Labour Club with a bad a55, "Word Up" before he orders his half a mild.

You boys will be sorry.

Bracing myself...

What the hell is going on here? I was promised a rap goddamit.

I think we frightened the little fella too much. Maybe if we don't make a sound he'll emerge...

I could always fill in for each way sparkmaster.

Are you aware of any words that ryhme with Yank please?

come on norris from coronation street where's this rap?

dj ='drank' may work in context

can't find an obvious rhym for snugglerabbit though

'fund his habit?'

genius!

:8}

i see taht ferkin lenny talkin his $hit
i tell him taht i got a target adn his it
i gonna spit somes rhymes adn call him a div
am gonna make him understand teh meening of inclusive

am gonna tel everyone his got a problem wit drink
am gonna tel him to stop usin mates for job links
am a ferkin killer , i sends yuo to hades
am a ferkin lover , i love teh ladies

am gonna gett tihs lamp adn pop a cap in his ass
adn i wont get caught cos i dont like the grass
am teh chit chat forum answer to biggie adn snoop
but i does it on me own cos i dont like ferkin groups



Give me a break, it's short notice.

Styleeeee

It's no 'Fresh Prince' but I like it.

You might want to include something about Toxic Dumps, though.

are you lads still fretting..

i may print this thread off and show it to somebody it's interesting from some phycology angles.

That's genius LF!!!!

Fretting each way, this whiole thing has been marvellous, the only thing that could have made it funnier would be if you had indeed, carried through with your rap-based threats!

yes marvellous in away my job is done , people seem to be getting my drift and posting up , what they think i would post..

but in reality your pathectic traits are being aired by people trying to protect you ..

it's all gravy imo.

Protect me from what?! lol

A man with broadcasting experience

Surely the first verse must be finished by now?

that was pretty good lf , still waiting for the main event though

yer avin a laugh bruv
yer a lamp mate
i knwos abot mops see
you aint got nowt on me
i'll sweep you out mate
you run wit the many
but to me mate
yer just another lenny...

2/10

pmsl

We need the original.

The one, the only..... each way rapmaster D.

..el dude ...double what I normally get .. :-)

;)

Any sign of this yet please?

Its been over a month fffffffffs!

funny thread imo

sigh...

I dont think we`ll be hearing this anytime soon.

he lives in stoke
u guessed with blokes
he lost the plot
when he saw some pot
he lost it gain , when he saw the toaster
lodgers girl gone, he so wanted to roast her.

all we ever got

Not dissimilar in quality to Beethoven's unfinished though sparky.

Or the Mystery of Edwin Droode

whereabouts in stoke do you reside spark

In the social cauldron that is Hanley

ah yes hanley, you know jumpin jacks?

i do indeed, was there just 3 weeks ago, athlough that was the only time i've been there.

any news on a start date yet?

Sadly, Big-E-Way became yet another talented young rapper to be 'taken out'.

:(

tell tommy toes

tell tommy toes

This was funnier than I remembered, just read it through - for the first time, sober.

They dont make them like this anymore, imo.

Reminds me of Gazza's poem about Bobby Robson

fraiser used to post some quality too.
the Christmas one springs to mind.
can that be ttt ?

This has brought a nostalgic tear to my eye but I can't be arsed reading it all.

What page is the "meat" on please?

7

By the way Frasier, I owe you an apology.
I didnt have a read of the site you put up in the pub a few weeks ago properly the first time, and just thought it was 'that place'.
Sometime later, I clicked the link again - and realised it was a great bit of your literary genius.
Very good!

test

stevie_p i.......s that the one on horse racing...?

oops...

oops...

I have brought it to chit chat...

Is this Each Way fellow for real?

hes real alright :)

He's not real

He's a figment of our imagination, a myth that plays on our deepest fears and insecurities. A cautionary warning for all.

Like the Bogeyman. But more orange.

This looks like it was fun.

Why is Nestor's green online light on? He hasn't posted for years

Get the CCDA on it

light would be on if you have betfair open even if you never bother with forum

MARVELLOUS STREETCRED KEEPING IT REAL LYRICS SPARKY

Cracking thread.

each way    03 Aug 07 17:29 
look like you guys wan't to be in it as well..

no problem plenty of room for all..

we :)

A two letter signature, and he got them round the wrong way.

Adolf Oliver Nippils

His only 2 posts, EVER, are on this thread, and both aimed at Sparky.

I think he may be the Hanley Park Bummer.

I recall on one thread many years ago each way was claiming to have conversed regularly with Bert, who I'm fairly sure but not certain left before ew arrived.

Some wag commented, "I think each way is confusing him with Bret, the ginger haired dental technician from Wapping", which really made me chuckle, to borrow Tommy's phrase.

What happened to Clunge?

ttt