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free flights wouldn't mean much to someone who could hover.
I heard a rumour that you had to go to hospital after falling over in the shower and impaling yourself on a mop that you had taken in to clean. Is that true? |
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he lives in stoke
u guessed with blokes he lost the plot when he saw some pot he lost it gain , when he saw the toaster lodgers girl gone, he so wanted to roast her. |
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Has it started, is this it? Or just a warm up?
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oi you fk'in lenny, each way'll blast you back to abergavenny,
lyrics so sharp you'd be a lamp to say it's carp, take a step back and watch the dude flow, you ain't seen 'ttude like this since john mcenroe |
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That's not really a rap though is it? More of a short poem. Quite a decent effort and bodes well for the proper job - needs to get a few more swear words in there for me if it is to be considered an authentic rap.
Sparky, where is this other link - don't tell me it's more Tom Jones, please?! |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVIJFptl0sg&mode=related&search=
GET DOWN!!! |
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Not bad at all br - extra marks for getting Abergavenny in there.
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you're a nutter for sure for sure,
for this slick rhythm there is no cure, you've just been flummoxed by each way ok.. this is the beat, shut your mouths spanners and watch the feet |
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Dear goodness, I'm sure I can spot my Aunt and at least of my 3 cousins in that video. Enough!!!!
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extra marks also for using the word 'flummoxed' in a rap.
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WATCH HIM DANCE!
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Makes you think doesn't it? I mean, fair play to him for the longevity and all that, and there's no doubt he's got a set of vocal chords on him, but I challenge anyone to look at that and not think, "what a tw@t".
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here's a clue
you know the be true that betman robbing , is sniffing some glue. stay out my rap , you silly p rat . for you will be destroyed , your just a boy sit back and wait , for the master rap. |
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I accept your challenge! I think he was the absolute bomb! I'd love to have done that.
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Sorry KM, we WERE talking about Tom Jones and not e/w. yeah?
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Lol...you are American sparky, the US loved him...that's why he lives there and not in...er, Abergavenny! He'd be bottled sharpish!
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Got to say that these early couplets from each way are certainly showing promise! Let's hope the masterpiece shows a similar level of wit.
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and rhythm!
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Right, I really must away - good night chaps.
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'night
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listen up when i talk, for i don't mean to be cruel
but each way is nothing but a rancid old fool, he hates when i score a ruck, truth is i don't give a fk! i am b r, the one and only grand master, i cannot be cloned, mess with me and you're gonna get brWNED |
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he don't want to be cruel
this bumbling young fool he don't give a fk , so he scores every ruck it's not like we missed it his dating his sister he don't give a fk she's on the top bunk. |
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pmsl, superb thread
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its rap , but not like i know it
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it's going to be more of a total coating rap jonsy , not something you can dance to really..
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....have i time to leave the queue and nip too the lavatory before the doors open ??........
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great read, thanks to all contributors :)
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Wet your pants like the rest of us Sundance
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..i don't llike him in the "way" that you do Al.... :-)
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Keep up Sundance, he thinks I am a 'miserable fk' now!
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. |
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Morning boys... any sign of the rap yet?
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got to go out ..
laters .. ew :) |
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Oh well, back to bed it is then..........
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oooh yeah oooh yeah each way is in da house
that sparkmaster man, his really inclusive ok network his mates on the forum all day thinks that his funny but his a ferkin plank prepare to be humbled, with an each way rap spank each way is in da house ooh yeah ooh yeah |
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Frasier has bolted
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Good try frase. but it's not the real thing. A bit like Sainsbury's own brand baked beans. :)
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I know nestor. I was just trying to temporarily fill the void left by each ways departure. Just tell the checkout girl i have a dented tin and put me back on the shelf.
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...frasier ....better to have a cut price version when you can't get the real thing ....
..you to me are everything ....the sweetest song ........ |
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OH BABY!
Where the f*ck is my rap? Does Each Way have to be in his car before his genius strikes him. I'd love to read the police report about the middle-aged man who, when asked why he was driving erratically, replied he was laughing so much at the devastatingly funny rap attack he was due to deliver on an internet forum a few days later. |