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16 Nov 09
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he set light to himself, ran to the bathroom to put himself out but tripped and fell down the stairs smashing through the bannister and impaling himself on shards of wood. He ran back up the stairs bleeding to death and burning. He filled the bath with water and jumped in. His weight caused him and the bath to fall through the floor and smash into the kitchen where all the electrical appliances started to fizzle electrocuting him. In desparation to escape he smashed through the patio doors and into the garden.
How did he die?
How did he die?
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had he had a small portion of mrs clarkson's vegetable lasagne for his supper.?
He ate a dodgy kebab whilst waiting 4 hours at casualty
Thinking hard for the punch line but struggling :|
age 21 16 Nov 23:48
ewe fked him up the @rse?
i think you got the answer right age21
ewe fked him up the @rse?
i think you got the answer right age21
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You now owe me 11 minutes of my life back.
clarkson 16 Nov 23:49
Jesus wept half an hour for that shyte
we spend our precious time on earth wisely :^0
Jesus wept half an hour for that shyte
we spend our precious time on earth wisely :^0
sounds like you have woodworm in your bathroom floor , i'd get that fixed. condolences about your friend by the way. very sad.
can we have the next episode same time tommorrow night, your friend was wearing a bullet proof vest so he didn't die after all ;)
DDuck 16 Nov 23:53
ok ok age21 , you can star in the episode tomorrow
lol :^0
ok ok age21 , you can star in the episode tomorrow
lol :^0
He was wearing a bullet proof vest so i shot him in the head, he was trampling my petunias.
Is that the title of tommorrow nights episode m8?? can't wait, i have a leggy blonde coming around tommorrow night, i might have to get rid of her early now, so i don't miss it. same time ??. :^0
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