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16 Nov 09
22:37
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he set light to himself, ran to the bathroom to put himself out but tripped and fell down the stairs smashing through the bannister and impaling himself on shards of wood. He ran back up the stairs bleeding to death and burning. He filled the bath with water and jumped in. His weight caused him and the bath to fall through the floor and smash into the kitchen where all the electrical appliances started to fizzle electrocuting him. In desparation to escape he smashed through the patio doors and into the garden.
How did he die?
How did he die?
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supermen dont die
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run over by lawnmower
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got stung by a wasp
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KEEP GOING
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swallowed a fly and choked to death?
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fvckin' painfully i would say.
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heart attack, due to his weight
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he tripped and drowned in the fish pond
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some kooont shot him for having ewe as a mate
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he bled to death
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Keep going it's a punch line.
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had he had a small portion of mrs clarkson's vegetable lasagne for his supper.?
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Did he read your threads and lose the will to live ?
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still alive to tell the tale
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he got knocked over by a truck or car
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Come on someone get it
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He ate a dodgy kebab whilst waiting 4 hours at casualty
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Thinking hard for the punch line but struggling :|
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he stopped breathing
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So you all give up?
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was eaten by a worm.
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The Roadrunner got him in a revenge attack?
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tell us u**t
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ewe fked him up the @rse?
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I shot the cvnt, he was trashing my house
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fell in the swiming pool and drowned
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age 21 16 Nov 23:48
ewe fked him up the @rse? i think you got the answer right age21 |
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Jesus wept half an hour for that shyte. :(
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:)
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You now owe me 11 minutes of my life back.
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clarkson 16 Nov 23:49
Jesus wept half an hour for that shyte we spend our precious time on earth wisely :^0 |
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The**gy dog tale is alive and well. ;)
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lol
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:D
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drivel
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sounds like you have woodworm in your bathroom floor , i'd get that fixed. condolences about your friend by the way. very sad.
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can we have the next episode same time tommorrow night, your friend was wearing a bullet proof vest so he didn't die after all ;)
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he still gets one up the pooper tho
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