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lmfao
01 Dec 09 16:39
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Weigh yourself - but then take off 1.5 kgs - this being the weight of the tar which you are carrying around in your lungs.

Simple , innit :)
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Report Dan Chipowski • December 1, 2009 4:40 PM GMT
:^0
Report Make my hay • December 1, 2009 4:42 PM GMT
:D
Report green willow • December 1, 2009 4:52 PM GMT
1.5 kgs :0. Did you make that up? Seems a lot.
Report overboard • December 1, 2009 4:54 PM GMT
is that a litre?
Report redrich • December 1, 2009 4:54 PM GMT
Wouldn't it be easier to simply set the scales at -1.5kg to save having to do the maths every time you weigh yourself
Report green willow • December 1, 2009 4:58 PM GMT
Good idea redrich.
Report Big Charlie • December 1, 2009 5:32 PM GMT
Still got 105.6 kg left

I'll go the distance.
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 7:46 PM GMT
green willow - no- it is a lot!
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 8:56 PM GMT
smokers have gone a bit quiet- i think this one struck a chord - if you smoke and have that cough of a morning - its at least a litre
Report DonWarro • December 1, 2009 8:59 PM GMT
smokers know the risks. just dont give a fk. our choice - free will is a beautiful thing.
Report HRH The Lager Khan • December 1, 2009 9:01 PM GMT
Can all this tar not be extracted and used to resurface the M25?
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 9:16 PM GMT
yup- its pure tar - if the is such a thing
Report JUGADOR MEJOR • December 1, 2009 9:17 PM GMT
Lmfao. that old chestnut AGAIN? Are you a health worker?
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 9:17 PM GMT
free will?
smokers aren't 'free' and have no 'will'

addiction is a terrible thing...
Report JUGADOR MEJOR • December 1, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
Buy a soap box and F off out!
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
that would be a Tar Soapbox , then....
Report JUGADOR MEJOR • December 1, 2009 9:26 PM GMT
So you don't smoke Lmfao, i don't care. Why do you care what other people do? GET A LIFE!
Report Win only - Sp only • December 1, 2009 9:29 PM GMT
its amazing that cocaine and ectasy are class a drugs, but you can buy a proven cause of cancer over a counter- that does not even give you a buzz.

in 300 years they will p1ss themselves at this generation
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
they will indeed Win Only - they will indeed.....
Report Big Charlie • December 1, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
lmfao 01 Dec 22:17
free will?
smokers aren't 'free' and have no 'will'

addiction is a terrible thing...


So was yours, when you and all the thousands of other non smokers braved the fumes to get pi$$ed in pubs full of smoke.

I'd rather smoke than be an alcoholic.
Report JUGADOR MEJOR • December 1, 2009 10:24 PM GMT
Well said BC
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
i , and many like me , are now frequenting pubs much, much more frequently following the ban.
Most people do not go to a pub to drink- we go to socialise.
Now its pleasant - tho i wish the poor saddos who have to keep popping outside would do so less regularly in the winter months - its a bit cold for the door to be constantly opening and closing.



As an aside - it never ceases to amaze me how truely addicted to the weed some saddod are: saw a fairly young chap yesterday standing outside a hotel wall in the pouring rain valiantly trying to light up with matches - he asked me for a light as i got into the car - i just laughed at him
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 10:50 PM GMT
saddos
Report JUGADOR MEJOR • December 1, 2009 10:54 PM GMT
Stop bumping you own threads. No one gives a sh!t about your persistant ranting.
Report JUGADOR MEJOR • December 1, 2009 10:55 PM GMT
Missed the r out of "your" my tobacco was in the way.
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 10:55 PM GMT
you got me - under your skin
Report JUGADOR MEJOR • December 1, 2009 10:58 PM GMT
I'll find out where you live and stand outside all day smoking.
Report lmfao • December 1, 2009 11:15 PM GMT
those who smoke in front of children are as bad as those who keep children and banned dogs together


thats how i feel about smokers
Report punterfleecer • December 1, 2009 11:49 PM GMT
when I read the first post, I was giving the old pubes a scratch, i took so many out

looks like that made up the weight of the tar
Report punterfleecer • December 1, 2009 11:51 PM GMT
lmfao 01 Dec 23:49
i , and many like me , are now frequenting pubs much, much more frequently following the ban.


really? why do they seem empty?
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