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A old man totters into a chemist to buy v iagra.
"Can i have 6 tablets and can you cut them into quaters please?"
The chemist said "I could cut them for you, but a quater tablet will not give you a full e rection".
"I am 82"replied the old man" I don't have much use for an e rection. I just want it to stick out far enough so i don't p iss on my slippers.
"Can i have 6 tablets and can you cut them into quaters please?"
The chemist said "I could cut them for you, but a quater tablet will not give you a full e rection".
"I am 82"replied the old man" I don't have much use for an e rection. I just want it to stick out far enough so i don't p iss on my slippers.
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very good
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have heard a variation of that one.
your's is funnier, tho :-) |
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:D
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bit stiff
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come on! is it really that tucked in the baw area when yer 88?
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82 I MEAN
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Should that joke not start:
Tiger Woods totters into a chemist ... OK, so it wouldn't be funny but it would be topical. |