I was in Vegas 6 weeks ago and phoned up a number for a bit of company in my room. I said to the bloke that answered that I was only interesred if he could send me a blonde with big tits. Half an hour later there was a knock on my bedroom door and there were 2 of the most georgeous big titted blondes you could ever imagine standing there.I bekoned them in and I said "but I only ordered one!".they replied that it was 2 for 1 night ! RESULT !

:)

when i was a student, stayed in halls of residence, one night after a night on the** the girls from from the flat next door knocked, on the door as they had lost there keys.
Being a gent i let them in after a few drinks one of them said she was horny, so after id gave her a banging her 2 mates quickly wanted some of the same!

Was a good night !!

glasgow ya lucky git ;\

Couldn't be arsed typing it all again so I searched another forum I was on and found it.

Circa mid 1970s.

We were in my mates car on the way to Enfield when it broke down. We saw a lot of people in a nearby park so walked in and asked where the nearest phone box was, and were told it was on the other side of the park. Once the call was made for somebody to come and tow us back home to east London we had a good 2 hours to spare until they turned up. We had a walk in the park (we ain't poofs btw ) to chat to the ladies and eventually got a date for the weekend.

The first thing I said to him as we walked away was ' She was a bit strange, a Greek bird with blonde hair.' He said 'What do you wanna do, sh@g her or take photos.'

I said ' Both'. :^0

Come the weekend we went out together for a meal. After this we all went back to the other birds flat. She was Irish. He got the bed, I got the sofa.

Arrangements were made for a night in midweek, but this time it was at the Greek birds flat. I got a phone call about an hour before we were due to leave, my mate couldn't make it because his mum had been rushed into hospital.

I phoned the Greek bird and she said to come over anyway and she would tell her mate that my mate wasn't coming.

I turned up with a Chinese takeaway and a bottle of wine. Just as it was gettting near bedtime, about 10-00 p.m... :) the doorbell rang. It was the Irish bird. She was staying the night and kipping on the sofa. Me and blondie stayed up for another hour, then went off to bed, where she was well serviced.... :) ...and after we smoked a cigarette, I was ready to go again.

With my Roman Galley tactics... :) I was past 'battle stations' and was building up to 'ramming speed' when there was a knock at the bedroom door. I stopped for a second and shouted out for a laugh 'Don't be shy, come in.' and she facking did, with no objection from Blondie.

I was going to get two birds at once for the first time in my life. I was extremely fit back then, teetotal, and drug free, but even I was knackered by 5-00 a.m. As we lay there, them hopefully satisifed (I'm joking, of course they were... :) the Greek bird said ' Close your eyes, we've got a surprise for you.'

Wondering what the fack could surprise me now, I said ' No... not a third woman, I'm too tired for facks sake.' They both laughed and she said it again 'Just close your eyes and relax.' Confident that I could fight off any daft ideas they may have had about tying me up, I closed my eyes....

What a facking mistake that was!!!

I could feel the mattress moving and was about to poke my tongue out in readiness.. when I got the most excruciating pain in my nose. I threw the Irish bird off and jumped out of bed. The pain wore off quickly and they were laughing their heads off.

I asked ' What the fcuk happened there?' and I was told that she had put her long hair in a loop, let the loop fall over my nose, then pulled the loop tight. Let me tell you chaps (and chappesses), it hurts like faching hell for a few seconds.

Peace was restored while we slept, and at about 10-30 a.m. I did 'the double' again. Was I cool or what ?)

Then there was more strangeness. I had a shower, but when I came out of it I noticed that there was no mirror in the bathroom.

Something definitely wrong here, but I still never twigged what.

So, unshaven, with my long hair hanging all over the place, I said I'd drop them at the pub before I went home. They asked me to stay for one drink, which was only going to be an orange juice, so I went in. As they walked in behind me you'd have thought I was at a facking Hollywood Premiere.

A big cheer went up from the men in the bar, and that spread right round to the other bar. As soon as I got to the bar I saw my reflection in the mirror at the back.

The end of my nose looked like a facking red traffic light, and I was their latest victim.

And by the sound of it, it wasn't exactly an exclusive club !!!

My nose took over two weeks to return to normal colour :(

:)

BC...

I asked ' What the **** happened there?' and I was told that she had put her long hair in a loop, let the loop fall over my nose, then pulled the loop tight. Let me tell you chaps (and chappesses), it hurts like faching hell for a few seconds.

I don't see how a 'loop' of hair could hurt your nose....they must have done something else.....surely...

only drunken disappointments to date

Everyone reading this thread going to work with a red nose tomorrow. (NAP)

:D

Far too many to mention but a most with a former mistress and assortred guys/girls taking in a few gangbangs and bukkakes as well and even had my c'ck in a porno for the uk bukkakke record lol

Lots of fun though actual FFM 3 somes are not always as good in practice,i always found random club scores and a MMF were the hottest as the bird always enjoys solid attention from 2 c0cks.

My funniest was on the old "threesome thread" i cant be arsed re-tying it but the old 3some thread is worth pulling up

is this big charlie?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/drbartels/2625314000/

am on

lol bito wouldn't you like to know ;)

only watch , u can join in :)

lol well you do that

Had a foursome with my mate and his partner and my girlfriend. For his party piece he set light to her bush, as one does, was funny for everyone else but I don't think Camilla appreciated it that much.

Thats royalty for you, slippy.

good to see some old faces back

ah memories of ladycake 69
she knew what she liked!