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1 lovely hamster

A rhino called Malcolm.

1 snake called Marmite

Rabbit - Alfie

Is that it ?

georgie the**atiel

3 guinea pigs - Vic, Claudius and Bullseye
2 rabbits - Jet and Treacle
2 goldfish - Merlin and Lancelot
1 chinchilla - Geronimo

forgot the names.

a great house rabbit, called woody

two newts both called Chris

1 Goldfish - Not named, despite having had him for years.

got a lot of spiders in my new gaff, haven't named them yet, although I tend to them... spiders are our friends :)

I had 2 goldfish(es?) at uni, called spine & österreich

spiders are good apparently, means the house has no damp

they're also considered a good luck omen in the Ukraine :|

if you find a spider in your bath, then that's excellent stuff, means the bathroom is well ventilated

perhaps, just make sure to throw them out the window rather than drown them down the bath sink if you find them there

bath plughole i mean

if you want to live and thrive, let a spider run alive,

Loads of spiders in this house from time to time, but the resident Daddy-long-legs get them all.

'Nico', who lives behind my PC speakers, is on patrol and just going round the Red Rum plate on the wall as I type this.

'Myrtle' llives under the stairs. We are open-plan downstairs so 'She' has a long wander around at night.

'George' used to live in the dining room, but we use those doors to go out into the garden for a smoke, so he's probably found somewhere warmer to stay in the house, or been eaten by 'Myrtle'. :(

The only time I threw one outside was about 2 months ago. We were watching a film but paused it for a cuppa. As my mrs turned the lights on this big fecker froze half way across the room. It was about the size of a digestive biscuit.

We reckoned that 'Myrtlle' would lose in a fight, so I scooped him up with a glass and a piece of paper, and out he went into the garden.

2 Guinea Pigs
2 Rats
1 Tortoise
f*ck loads of fish

punterfleecer 29 Nov 20:10


if you find a spider in your bath, then that's excellent stuff, means the bathroom is well ventilated

and its no good flushing them down the plughole when you jump in the bath

cause they then grap hold of all their m8's and have a good laugh looking at you thro the overflow