If you could make yourself invisible.....

Who said that.

sneek a peek up the queens nighty.

I am too much of a gentleman to discuss it, although it involves Florence 'out of Florence and Her Machine'

It's not all it's cracked up to be. I was invisible once, pleasuring the woman of my dreams in her bed - then her bloody husband came in and wallop.

I quite like this one, but they never seem to play it on the radio, can't understand why though
The Goodies - Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsK2C3yNFQI

oops wrong thread