what's the best sex u have ever had ?

bagsy i get the back doors...

whoa i never said yes

Oh ok then ;)
But no touching the baloon knot

after a 72 hour session with the love of my life, i saw her for 7 years, still love her now. :x

150 -200 Spread imo

ahhhh, sweet

aww larrence

she was the best blow up doll i had, deflated i feel now :(

:D typical man

no it was the lady i saw for 7 years, i would say my real true love in life ;)

i think we all have a true love in the end that we go back to !!

hook line and sinker larry, some caught a big hook :^0

yeah definately we all have known someone we truely loved and still in our heart of hearts miss them and wish things may have been different. But hey thats life...

Dirty one night sex(with no questions asked) always rules my world.

very true larrence , we all have to make do with our choices !!

I always find true love hard to find after spit roasting your loved one with a good mate but still..it's great fun imvho

Always looking to better the last one,so not telling.

mens toilet at victoria station....no questions asked..

Only one.What sex are you?

With Kim, a woman, and no I am not a lesbian.

Following Annie's post, spread has now risen to 450-500, imo.

Annie, just wondering, was Kim from the Derbyshire area??

Does phone sex count?

ladycakes, are you a bloke ot a bird, if your a bird how old are you?

i will buy at £5 a point please grim

A surprisingly muted response from the forum. Normally the mereset whiff of girl-on-girl action has them slavering like rabid dogs.

Give me a chance,I have only been up 18 hrs.I need time to warm up.

celibate

Happy to say i dont need Viagra i use car jump leads nowdays if at all

15 minutes ago, with myself, after reading the post at 11.17. I don't like to brag, but I was fanbloodytastic. I am now basking in the afterglow of my efforts.

DaveEdwards 29 Nov 11:21
Annie, just wondering, was Kim from the Derbyshire area??

:^0

i was #300 in a 300 man gang bang with one women....didnt have to use any lube either....

Suprised there wasn't an echo or you didn't fall in.

in reply to kevin , yes i a female , and im 28 hth

how much do you weigh babycakes?

^^^^^
not a great chat up line if ever i have heard one!! lol

lol

I have said worse :0

in magluf i bet...;)

My entry could either go on this or the Krakow thread. I'm not prepared to go into detail at this point however.

chunky girl from bolton. made me feel like a porn star.

Why, did she pay you?

what big fat, hairy, with a beard and german going yor yor ich cummen ye spukken..

Oh pleases.Do i really come across like some who would go to to**aluf ?

I go to up market places like.....................Ayai Napa ;)

:)

lmao whats it matter what i weigh , like i would tell strangers that

Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo Ladycakes,
This is in no way intended as a dig,but you seem to like male attention(what female does not I hear you say)
But yet,you have a partner. I am just intrigued if you are happy with him why you come on here ?
I have no problem with you whatsoever so please, don't feel I am digging you out.
Please feel free to tell me to fack off and mind my own business if you so wish.

Annie, was that smiley face in response to my question?

I'm gonna have mine tonight

Meeting up with an ex from about 8 years ago!

Lady...are you anywhere near Bolton or South London?

No, but she can be

i dont contact ex's at all

i always forget and move on

No, sorry Dave

Punter

If an ex wants to be friends afer the end of the relationship it can be a blessing. I am friends with most of my exs and it is great. I am friends with their wives and have met their children. One ex boyfriends wife even invited me to stay at Christmas!

was that the drunken lesbo kiss ;)

My ex girlfriends mother invited me for christmas, but only as a replacement for the turkey.

Actually I have just remembered that another wife invited me for christmas as well!

lol, your highness

Not sure sitting in front of my ex's partner pulling wish bones with silly hats on would float my boat on Xmas day :(

annie.

well I wouldn't make "good" friends with exes

though I do have a few platonic female friends

but couldnt be friends with the exes

no way am meeting any of them for a drink when I don't even like them

:)

If you don't like them, why did you go out with them.

Not even when you roll out of a pub at 2am(and nothing else is on offer)
You would put out an sos to an ex PF?

annie. 29 Nov 14:38
If you don't like them, why did you go out with them.

They were OK at first until they started to become b!tches, I think a lot of girls treat their man differently from their friends



stewardsenquirey 29 Nov 14:38
Not even when you roll out of a pub at 2am(and nothing else is on offer)
You would put out an sos to an ex PF?

No I wouldnt put out an SOS to an ex, would rather do a blow up doll

;)

No wonder they are ex's then ;)

What about an ex blow up doll?

never had a blow up doll, so got no exes in the balloon kind

lolol, your highness

annie,i know a gentleman would never ask but how old are you?ive got you down as 45+

Thats Annie left the forum for a few weeks :0

ex-sex is rather good in my experience.

I never meant to offend you Ladycakes.I notice you have not been on since my question.Just tell me to get lost.You dont have to answer my questions at all.

I think you hit the nail on the head stewards

Hola Greggs .Hows you?

Hmm.That's what you call a proper blank.

Im good thank you

blimey she has returned , and nope u never offended me at all

now before it all kicks off, play nicely girls. Your both nice lasses, just kiss and make up

lol blackjakking i never said a word :)

ANNA WHITNEY, for me

Anna was good but Ive had better...this weekend in fact ;-)

With my current gf... she's wonderful :)

ladycakes, if you dont tell me how tall you are and how much you weigh i will have to assume like a lot of british women you are a fat shapeless blob with a huge arsse

im 40 fiance is 23 whT DO U THINK LOL!!!!!

i think she spends yr money and in return lets u sh@g her

HAHAAHA

sHE MAKES MORE THAN ME BUD IM A PAINTER AND DECORATOR SHES JUST ABOUT QUALIFIED AS A DENTIST

WEVE GOT A LOVELY 2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER

AND SHE ASKE ME OUT

PRETTY GIRL WITH KNOCKERS LIKE BEACH BALLS...WHO SAYS U NEED MONEY TO BE HAPPY"!!!!!

I'm sure she'd be flattered to be described that way on a gambling forum marketrasenplacepot

what an idiot , its none of your buisness what i look like thank u very much

shapeless blob 1.01

actually i am not at all thank you very much , everybody has a shape

ladcakes takes insults like a lady unlike others,just like to say though,sir hogg yer a pig!

aww thanks terry , i can handle idiot men easily , but thank you :)

unless your a traffic warden,then im with sir dennis

no im not one of those

we've got to , as a nation, stop being polite to obese people. its not doing anyone any favours. they should be ridiculed until they get off their arsses, stop pigging out, and do some physical exercise. how many blobbly uk women would DREAM of going to the shops/friends house etc on a bicycle rather than getting in their little blobmobile?

i went to slovenia/croatia a few years ago and all the young women were cycling about town. i can tell u they were all fit as butcher's dogs and looked bloody gorgeous. how often do u see a british girl on a bike? no wonder they're all lardcakes

dutch birds the same

basically all euro-birds except uk!!

France about 5 months ago, very few porkers about and no huge wimmins or men as we see in the UK, very few tats about too which was nice. dressed very stylishly too

befave lots of hot uk girls of all sizes

british dress is a national disgrace