MY MAM SAID

EVEN SHE WOULDNT WISH THAT ON ANY OTHER WOMEN,SHE KNOWS NO ONE ELSE WOULD PUT UP WITH ME

SHE ONLY PUTS UP WITH MESO THE NEIGHBOURS WONT THINK SHES A BAD MAM IF SHE THROWS ME OUT

do wah do u take drugs , or drink?

he's ex-alky

oh and am sober tonight or early morning rather

ouch

well done punter u ok?

yea great cheers, x-factor any good?

NOT HAD ALCOHOL FOR OVER 6 YEARS NOW ,NEVER TOOK DRUGS,AND NEVER SMOKED,IM JUST A BAD STATISTIC OF WHAT THE SYSTEM TURNED OUT

x factor was great , although joe was only singer that stood out for me

Do wah Diddy 29 Nov 00:44
SHE SAID SHES NOT AS YOUNG AS SHE USED TO BE,I SAID THERES NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 82 AND 83

lol.

ITS OK YOU TALK ABOUT X FACTOR,ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT TALKED OVER ME ,THAT MADE ME DRINK

AND THE DRINK MADE ME DRUNK

glad you thought it was great

gonna make a cup of tea now, i knew I had forgotten to buy sugar when I was in the shop earlier, but never mind, tea without sugar is just as good

oh just remembered! I have club biscuits in the cupboard, orange flavour, that'll make up for the sugarless tea

how much did you dring Do Wah? I've done an average of 50 units a week for 40 years.

UNTILL I HAD THE DRINK

I LOOKED GOOD ,I LOKED FINE ,AND I NEVER LOST MY MIND

BEFORE I KNEW IT I WS LOOKING FOR A A

SINGINGING DO WAH DIDDY ,DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO

IT DOESNT5 MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DRINK ,ITS WHAT THE DRINK DOES TO YOU

mmm, so you weren't really a drinker at all then?

PUNTER FLEECER IM NOT AN EX ALKY,IM AN ALCOHOLICK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,ONCE YOUVE PAST THE LINE THERES NO GOING BACK

I know a couple of people who are rolling all over the place after 2 and a half pints. They don't really have a problem.

What's the definition of an alcoholic?

in your opinion.

GOOD MORNING DO WAH ..DID YOU BET ON THE FOOTBALL TODAY ?

YES A A IS FULL OF PEOPLE THAT DONT DRINK ALCOHOL,WE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO,OF COURSE I DRANK ALCOHOL

how much did you drink? About 200 units a week or more like 50?

SOME ONE WHO CAN STOP DRINKING BUT CANT STAY STOPPED,SOME ONE WHO IS RULED BY DRINK,SOME ONE WHOPICKS THE FIRST DRINK UP AND CANT STOP

NIGHT DO WAH I HAVE TO GO
SHE HAS MADE MY HOT CHOCOLATE

Someone who can stop drinking but can't stay stopped! That's most people surely.

It's always puzzled me. What is an alcoholic?

Is someone who must have his 2-3 pints a day an alcoholic?

My mates dad had that a amount every night for 55 years. Was he an alcoholic?

EVERY BODYS DIFFERENT,I STARTED OFF ON CHANDY,THEN BEER WITH THE LADS ,THE MORE MONEY AND INFLUENTIAL I GOT AND THE MORE LEISURE TIME THATS WHEN IT ALL STARTED ,FOR MANY YEARS I WENT THEN 5 PINTS THEN 6 PINTS ,I STARTED DRINKING AT DINNER AND ALL DAYERS ,WHEN THE CHABNCE SAROSE AT THE END OF MY DRINKING I WAS GETTING 4 PINTS AN 2 WHITE WINES AND SODER LAST ORDERS,AND GETTING CANS OF STELLA ON THE MARKET,I WAS A LITTLE ALCOHOLIC ,HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BEING A LITTLE PREGNANT


YOU EITHER ARE AN ALCOHOLICK OR YOUR NOT,AND THERES NO DOUGHT IM A ALCOHOLICK

My g/f thinks I'm an alky...I drank 12 cans in two days (no great shakes)...and now she sez I have a problem . I'm ex forces ffs...we're good at drinking.

fair enough Do Wah, I'm a tad older than you, and have probably consumed far more, but I'm still batting. Important to have a LFT every year or so.

12 cans in 2 days. Not really a problem unless it's 9% stuff.

that's what i said canny...still got sh!t though... :-(

I WOULD LOVE TO GO IN THE PUB AND HAVE 2 PINTS ,ONCE I PICK THAT FIRST DRINK UP I CANT STOP,ITS NOT THE 5TH DRINK OR THE TENTH DRINK ITS THE FIRST DRINK THAT DOES THE DAMAGE,ONCE I GET THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL IT SETS A CRAVEING UP THAT WONT STOP ,AND EVERY GOOD INTENTION I HAVE GOE OUT OF THE WINDOW

Do Wah...u remind me of 8 Ace from Viz

Mid you, that 9% Kestrel is a nice drink. :-)

ok DO wah

I guess am not an alky then, because I've managed to go to the pub for 2 pints and then just go home without having any more alcohol

some people think am an alky though

SWEARBOX,THERES LOADS OF SERVICE PEOPLE,FILM STARS,FOOTBALLERS,PRIESTS ,BANKERS DOCTORS,NURSES ,ALL WALKS OF LIFE WHO ARE ALCOHOLICS

MOST PEOPLE LIKE ME THOUGHT THE ALCOHOLICK WERE THE BAG PEOPLE LIVEING IN THE CARDBOARD BOXES ,THATS ONE OF THE PLACES YOU END,OR THE MENTAL HOMES OR DEAD,

THEY DONT PUT ALCOHOLISM ON YOUR DEATH CERTIFICATE WHEN YOU DIE ,BUT THERE 100000S OF THOUSAND WHO DIE WITH ALCOHOL RELATED ILL NESSES,

I USED TO THINK ME AN ALCOHOLICK ,I NEVER FIGHT OR CAUSE TROUBE,I WORK VERY HARD AND IM ENJOYING WHAT IVE EARNT
WHEN ALCOHOLISM COMES FOR YOU ,IT WILL BEAT YOU HANDS DOWN

ONLY YOU WILL KNOW,IF YOU CAN DO THAT YOUVE NO PROBLEM

THERES LOTS OF SOCIAL DRINKERS WHO BECOME HEAVY DRINKERS,AND THERES HEAVY DRINKERS WHO BECOME ALCOHOLICK

THE HEAVY DRINKER CAN GO BACK YO THE SOCIAL DRINKER IF HE WANTS TO

BUT THE ALCOHOLICK CANT GO BACK TO THE HEAVY OR SOCIAL DRINKER,ONCE HES PAST THAT LINE THERES NO COMEING BACK,

I hear ya do wah...buried my mum last yr due to the drink...and the b@stards put it on the death cert...wasn't happy about that.

I'm on my 10th tin, I enjoy the weekends but rarely drink during the week (probs why I'm so quiet on here). I understand your first drink mentality Do Wah, I start off slowly then get greedy the more I have. Personally I don't want to stop but fair play to you.

you've come back haven't you :)

ONCE YOUR AN ALCOHOLICK ,IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW LONG YOU ABSTAIN FROM IT ,EVEN FOR V20 YEARS ONCE YOU PICK THAT FIRST,FIRST,FIRST DRINK UP YOU ARE WARE YOU LEFT OFF,YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO COPE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS IF YOUR LUCKY,THEN BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR

well i drink a lot, used to have over 200 units in a week. Did 3 days without drink this week

And I buy 4 litres of cider to drink on a work night, knowing that if I have any more, I'd sleep in and be late for work

but yea I can drink in the pub for 1 or 2 pints and go home

I have been drinking excessively for 3 years and now starting to worry about myself whether I am an alcoholic or not

but yea fair enough, I'll find out myself

I think there's more to alcoholism that meets the eye...it's not just that you like the taste...it's that it's a crutch that props you up when somethiing else in life is bringing you down...

I fear having a girlfriend would drive me to the drink

DDUCK IM ALL WAYS AROUND, I DIDNT WANT TO STOP IT WAS THE MENTAL TORTURE IN MY HEAD AT THE END ,I EITHER HAD TO STOP OR END UP IN THE MENTAL WARD OR DIE, I WASNT BOTHERED ABOUT DYING IT WAS THE MENTAL PAIN IN YOUR HEAD


I TRIED TO STOP DRINKING WHEN I GOT DONE FOR DRINK DRIVEIBG,I WAS SO ASHAMED ,I TRIED TO STOP FOR MY FAMILY

ONLY YOU CAN STOP FOR YOU,YOU CANT STOP FOR NO ONE ELSE ,ITS TOO POWERFULL

I TRIED AND TRIED AND TRIED ,TO CONTROL MY DRINKING,SAYING IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT NEXT TIME,BUT THE NEXT TIME I PICKED THAT FIRST DRINK UP ,EVERY GOOD DEED I PROMISED WAS THROWN OUT OF THE WINDOW

I fear having a girlfriend would keep me off the drink..... My wife drives me to it :0

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT WHY YOU DRINK ALL THAT,WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THAT IF YOUR OK


YOU WILL HAVE A THOUSAND EXCUSES

that's the problem with getting married

SWEARBOX EXACTLEY

well I like to walk home from work(25min walk) with a bottle of buckie

and the area i live in is seperated from work by the woods, so I have to walk down a concrete path through the woods for about 10mins, and all the lamp-posts are broken so it's pitch black

and I like to use the buckie bottle for protection in case anyone tries to mug me on that path

PUNTERFLEECER DO YOU HIDE YOUR ALCOHOL FROM ANYONE

no, I openly admit what I drink to everybody, which makes people feel easier to think what they say to me

for example when I go to work, they can see my red face and tell me that I have been drinking

but I get praise when I go to work not having a red face

I just remembered do way...my ex mum in law died from the drink as well...choked on spew, no word of a lie...she used to hide the booze round the house.

YOUVE GOT A RED FACE,AND YOUVE NO PROBLEM ,PUNTERFLEECER IN THE NICEEST WAY WITHOUT UPSETTING YOU ,YOUR DAFT AS ME,YOU WOULDNT KNOW IF YOU WERE AN ALCOHOLICK IF IT WAS STAMPED ALL OVER YOUR BODY

IM LAUGHING IN MY CHAIR HERE,

I just thought my face is red just from the previous nights bevvying?

it goes back to normal colour after a day without bevvy

SWEAR BOX THATS WHAT WE ALL DID,IN THE LOFT ,GARAGE,IN THE GARDEN SHED ,IN THE THERMOS FLASK UNDER THE BED EVERY WHERE ,AND I THOUGHT I WAS HIDEING IT SO THE WIFE WOULNT BE UPSET,

PUNTER FLEECER YOURE IN A WORLD OF YOUR OWN ,LIKE I WAS ,YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ,THERES NOTHING UP WITH ME I DRINK ON THE WAY HOME FROM WORK AND IVE GOT A RED FACE AQND THERES NOTHING UP WITH THAT,ITS ALL PART OF LIFE

I get bored easily.

Recent book out (I'll look it up) contends that we took up agriculture to cultivate grains so we could brew alcoholic drinks. We would still be wandering hunter-gatherers if it wasn't for the addict that wanted more ethanol. Truly we alcoholics have driven the ascent of man. And I'm sure we'll have a big part in the descent of man.

Mutter.

ok I'm a confirmed alky then

YOU CAN READ WHAT YOU WANT AND THINK YOUR TOO INTERLECTUAL TO BE A ALCOHOLICK,THEY LOCK THE CLEVER ONES UP WITH THE TRAMPS IN THE MENTAL WARDS ,THE DOCTORS ARNT BOTHERED WHAT YOU READ

do wah...do u think it's older people that are more prone to being alkys ?

The alcoholic flush is a bit of a giveaway. Used to suffer from it for a few years but no longer. I guess the blood vessels gave up the ghost. Or maybe they went to help the liver.

..or does age have nowt to do with it...?

Read it again, Do wah.

my face looks ok now

it doesn't look flushed

PUNTER I DIDNT SAY THAT ,IF YOU WERE YOU STILL WOULDNT TAKE NO NOYICE OF ME OR ANYONE ELSE ,YOUD JUST LOOK AT EVERYONE ELSE AND SAY TO YOURSELF ,WHEN I GET AS BAD AS SOME OF THEM THAT GO IN MY PUB ILL STOP DRINKING,

YOU WOULDNT THINK FOR A SECOND ,WHY DO I DRINK ON THE WAYHOME FROM WORK ,WHY HAVE I GOT A RED FACE,IVE GOT A RED FACE BECAUSE I MIGHT BE RELATED TO RUDOLF THE RED NOSE REINDEER ,AND I ONLY CARRY THE BOTTL ETO HIT A MUGGER ,I GO TO WORK I CANT HAVE A DRINK PROBLEM

SWEARBOX THERES YOUN GIRLS OLD GIRLS THIN GIRLS AND FAT GIRLS ,TALL AND SMALL GIRLS NICE GIRLS AND BAD GIRLS,IF ITS YOU ITS YOU,NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE

i get what ur saying do wah...hope you don't thnk i'm a girl though..

:^0

BODIL IVE READ IT ,BUT ALOT WHAT YOU PUT IS TOO HARD FOR ME TO TAKE IN ,I WASNT VERY CLEVER WHEN I HAD BRAIN CELLS ,NOW THE ALCOHOL HAS DROWNED THEM I CANT UNDERSTAND EDUCATIONAL THINGS

SWEARBOX I LIKE IT ,NO I DONT THINK YOUR A GIRL

PUNTERFLEECER I DONT KNOW YOU ,BUT IVE GOT IT IN MY MIND THAT YOU WAS A BIT HORRIBLE,I DONTEVEN KNOW WHERE I GOT THAT FROM,BUT NOW I KNOW YOUR JUST DAFT LIKE ME,

Oddly it hasn't killed too many of mine - or maybe the survivors are working overtime. Contrary to early research, we do generate more neurons.

I was just pointing out I am an alcoholic also. And there are good biological/evolutionary reasons why we are what we are.

Hang on in there. And tidy your room, you**.

that's good to hear do wah cos i'm a bloke...though i saw a video a few weeks ago of a wedding / holiday that i was part of that worried me...it was in mexico so that means beaches and poncing around with next to nothing on...i was appalled to see that i am probably a good candidate for a double mastectomy...

It was Fresh that gave me the "I'm horrible" reputation

I never liked him

BODIL,IVE ALLWAYS KNOWN YOU WERE ,YOUR WORDS ON HERE WERE EVEN BLURRED ,I CAN TELL YOUR CLEVER ,BUT IF YOU SAT IN THE PUBS WITH THE LADS I KNEW ,NO ONE COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM AND YOU BECAUSE THE MORE THEY DRANK THE MORE THEY NEW

ah well swearbox

I reckon it's walking up and back from work has stopped me from getting fat despite all that bevvy drinking

NO PUNTERFLEECER IT WASNT HIM ,IT WAS HOW YOU TALKED ON THE FORUM,I TOLD YOU ,YOU WERE LIKE ME ,I WALKED ABOUT THINKING I WAS NICE ,UNTILL I STOPPED DRINKING THEN I REALISED WHAT I HAD BECOME

I used to be fit as fvck punterfleecer...it's not beyond the realms of possibility that i could be so again, given my age, but i lack motivation....

ANY ROAD IF NONE OF YOU HAVE GOT AN ALCOHOL PROBLEM ,THERES SOMETHING UP WITH YOU IF YOUR ON THE COMPUTER AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT


GOOD NIGHT LADS YOUVE TICKLED ME

We need another big war - they tend to dispel boredom and self-destruction. What could be finer than millions dying to preserve us?

good night do wah...sleep tight matey....

I'll just have this one, then it's bed for me.

too late for me to stop drinking, I fear.

Good to see Bon Viv back.

Indeed, and our pal Petrus who was Swearbox, was he?

I have no idea.

Multiple accounts should be banned.

I agree with CMAT

PETER ROMANUA IS IT 5 YEARS SINCE WE TALKED,DID YOU WAKE UP AFTER OUR LAST TALK AND THINK IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT DO WAH DIDDY TRYING TO  EDUCATE ME ABOUT DRINK.IF NOT YOUR PROBLY THE ONLY ONE WHO ISNT

fk me, doesn't time fly!

KENNY MANN THE OLDER YOU GET THE QUICKER IT GOES ,
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AT SECONDRY SCHOOL AND A 45 MIN ENGLISH LESSON SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY ,IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN SO BAD IF I HAD LEARNT AOMETHING

Yes DO WAH...it's a few years gone by for sure...and if you look closely you'll see the odd name change as well

SoSORRY ME LIRTLE PET

SoSORRY ME LIRTLE PET

Little pet