People you wouldn't get tired of punching

davina mcall

CJ

It is a big list. I need to get someone round to help me unroll it again. I'll get back to yuo next week. Tony Bliar is 100% at the top though.

THE BALD GUY WHO MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH. OLD GIT OF 62

GOD HELP HIM

Big Charlie and Billkiller with my famous left/right combination.

Those two need a good slap imo.

Please, Orioles, don't hit us again.

Too late, Bill. Once this can of whoop ass has been opened ...

A disappointing responce niceone. :(

..and disappointing spelling by me.

I would happily queue up to punch, in no particular order :

Alan Titchmarsh
Marco Pierre White
Gary Rhodes
Jeremy Clarkson

Others to follow. :)

Peter Mandelson by an absolute mile.

Alan Green
Jim Davidson
Vinny Jones
Michael Howard

Well, after regaining consciousness from the hook of The Mighty O, :)

I'd take great delight in punching this lots lights out

Paul Gascoigne
Matthew Wright
Graham Norton
Tony Bliar
Ray Liotta
and to make it up to a round half doxen

who else but canaryboy :)

CJ the annoying gay egghead

Ray Liotta?
WTF has he done to you?

Jeffery Archer I could just punch that guy all day and all night take a few hours off for food and sleep then wake up have a p1ss wash me hands or maybe not then go back to old Jeff and continue punching him all day and night again.

who else but canaryboy :)


lol, Big Charlie

glad to know i make you seethe so much :D

nonces

canary boy manc ,tevez is god west ham mug,

GARY NEVILLE. (NAP).

Is it ok to punch women?

i'm a manc?

Is it ok to punch a woman from manchester?

BARROWMAN

I don't want to punch anyone, I would have made a good hippy me. Love and peace man.

PHIL NEVILLE

Davina MCall

3 the long haired presenters in Top Gear

what a disgrace

I don't watch it, but only watch it enough for 1 second to see it on while flicking through channels, just looking at them do my nut in!

So you wouldn't hit them if they wore turbans.

Norton all day long

do they wear turbans in top gear?

Only Clarkson, I believe.

Geoff Boycott
Jamie Oliver
Henry Bloufont
Martin Mcguniess
Alan Carr
Kerry McFadden
Dev for Corrie
Eric that football agent
Denis Wise
Jeremy Paxman

Invent a killing game of this lot on Ninetendo and it will sell like wildfire

Geoff Boycot?!

Shame on you.

The bluddy woman wennt maad!- as he said after beating her to a pulp

understabdably that she did in my opinion.

If he played today he would be light wathcing Kallis for his first 3 overs in, all days long

Andy Gray
Kelvin Mackenzie
white van man
any bus driver

all vaid ones Evski

Slippy Blue 26 Nov 20:49
I don't want to punch anyone, I would have made a good hippy me. Love and peace man.

A contender for nicest post from a man, slippy blue.

Surely even Gandhi, The Pope, Mother Theresa and The Dalai Lama still yearn to slap Alan Green? It's unnatural not to want to.

Sir Alex . when he keeps on moaning about refs !!!!

robbie williams a shocking omission.

I'm still knocking Pinky and Perky about.

When I think about it, I'm pretty sure I haven't thrown a punch in anger since I was about 14!

Double 'ard ;)

My list has got to be:
Simon Cowell
Louis Walsh
Gordon Ramsey
Jeremy Kyle

Basically because they are all a bunch of of obnoxious jumped up self opiniated nobodies that they know how to intimidate & belittle ppl! Sucker punches & dble whammies for the lot of them!

lenny henry a shocking omission

Gene Hackman 26 Nov 19:41
Ray Liotta?
WTF has he done to you?

Nothing, but I don't like him.

Nazeem Hamed.
Simon Cowell.
Jordan.
Ken Bates.
Peter Mandelson.
Lenny Henry.
Alex Ferguson.
Andy Murray.
Ken Bates.
Lisa Tarbuck.
Paris Hilton.
I could go on all night....

Gene Hackman? Yes, i really dont like him, the most overated actor of all time with the exception of Sean Connery!!!

Nobody wins a fight

chris moyles the most shocking of ommisions!

Yep, omit an "m" and add an "s".

many, but deffo top of the list...

that northern irish** - eamon holmes


would never ever get boring, even after his death.

sometime after the death of Eamon Holmes i would then start to batter the ozzie wannabe Mark Nicholas.

ive had a quick look through but couldnt see any mention of that irritating twunt who does the BT adverts. the only problem with punching this obnoxious piece of 5hit, is being able to stop. u would be left, 3 hours after starting, pounding a lump of mince like a manic butcher and left with a serious back problem. heres 10p u facking c0ck - go ring yer parents and tell 'em how u got the office 5lapper up the duff.

special mention must also go to that talentless, 4-eyed, height challenged gimp, howard from the halifax. what a total pr1ck.

i thought the idea of adverts was to make u like a company, want to be part of the company or their message.

why would i wanna be told when i can ring my mum or why would i wanna be a facking mole impersonator? pathetic.

orioles 26 Nov 23:15
I'm still knocking Pinky and Perky about.

This thread is not about onanism.

Nick Knowles. I have to swithch channel when i see him.
Alan Green - again I have to switch off.
Nicky Campbell getting a bit annoying too.
Jordan - goes without saying.

not into punching but if i had to have a list well davina mc,delia smith,anne diamond

batman50 26 Nov 18:18

THE BALD GUY WHO MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH. OLD GIT OF 62

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her....

Peter Andre (end of fre imo)

luddite 27 Nov 10:11
This thread is not about onanism.

Never mind your fancy ways and book learnings. I'd 'it you too, if my sight weren't failing so badly.

Is punching considered too tame for Piers Morgan? - how has he avoided mention?

this thread pleases me

davina mcall
kerry katona
jamie oliver
robbie williams
danny dyer
brian sewell
katie price
jodie marsh
arsene wenger
amir khan
amanda holden
fearne cotton
graham norton
chris tarrant
andy murray
tom cruise
james corden
michael macintyre
harry hill

finally holly willoughby..id like to punch her back door in ;)

Ronan O Gara - Easy, no questions. When i sleep id hire someone else to batter him in my absence. Fortunately the entire Scotish (not so much) English and Welsh squads will do it for me in the 6N :)

Fearne Cotton, redbag? For why? She's a nice lass.

Peter Tatchell would be my pick. He's used to it.

Ant and Dec..

Gary Lineker
Tommy Walsh
The guy off the gocompare adverts

Jonathon Ross
Russell Brand

almost forgot

edith bowman

It worries me that a large percentage of people I wouldn't get tired of punching are **sexualists. I do not consider myself to be **phobic, but Peter Tatchell, Marc Almond, Russell Grant, Peter Mandelson etc would all be high on the list. Why is this?

redbag 27 Nov 19:30


this thread pleases me

davina mcall
kerry katona
jamie oliver
robbie williams
danny dyer
brian sewell
katie price
jodie marsh
arsene wenger
amir khan
amanda holden
fearne cotton
graham norton
chris tarrant
andy murray
tom cruise
james corden
michael macintyre
harry hill

finally holly willoughby..id like to punch her back door in

Cracking list this. Possibly the punchable people equivalent of the Timeform Annual.

Is Brian Sewell a gayer? I'd punch him mercilessly.

for the purposes of this list he is wur :)

Noel Fu cking Edmonds!

JOHN BARROWMAN..until there was no face left to punch

VILE VILE MAN

good shout robbie

That Russell Howard is a git!

Others once i wipe Barrowmans blood off me are

Gok Wan...I might put my car keys in between my fingers while i punch him

CJ from Eggheads.. He would get punch to head,kick to head then Stamp on head.. Repeat

teirry henry

kevin rudd

loads for me

katie price / jordan
chris moyles
james corden
ashley cole
frank lampard
john terry
alex ferguson
joey barton
robbie williams
jls
tony blair
george bush
cherie blair
callum best
peaches geldof and all other children of talented parents
so kelly iosborne
sharon osborne
jeremy clarkson
richard hammond
vinny jones

the ones i have put in bold i would particularly never run out of motivation with.....

Ian Hislop. his round smug head would make an ideal target!

didier drogba (nap)

The Bhoys 27 Nov 20:06


Noel Fu cking Edmonds!

Agree. That man destroyed Saturday nite TV

ALEX FERGUSON
GARY NEVILLE
ROY KEANE
GEORGE GALLOWAY
PETER MANDELSON
FAT HEAD ALLARDYCE
RONNIE IRANI
DARREN GOUGH
ADRIAN DURHAM
ANY CHELSEA SUPPORTER
DITTO Y1DS
JORDAN
LOUIE WALSH
GARY NEVILLE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

who is ditto**s?

some x factor wallah?

AMIR KHAN
NASEEM HAMED(VILE**
CHAMI CHAKRABATI
JOHN GAUNT

GOK WON NAP

Mike Dean
Jeff Winter
Graham Poll
Louis Walsh (nap)
Martin Allen (nb)

for some reason that snooker player Peter Ebdon really rubs me up the wrong way

Davina Mccall

F**kin talentless pathetic waste of space f**kin uglyg b1tch.

some good shouts on here - a bit harsh on Holden who would definitely get it.

Louis Walsh and Dev from Corrie would get a slap.