Chit Chat
Welcome to Live View – Take the tour to learn more
Start Tour
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
01 Nov 07
11:30
Joined:
Date Joined:
10 Jan 07
with my missis and her best mate, ive been asking them for a while ,i never thought they would go through with it..
truth is i felt a bit inadiqute (prob spelt wrong) and out of place they seemed more intrested in each other than me :( and then when i started it was over in 2 mins :( so i left the room and went back 15 mins after to try again ,same result 5 mins this time :( .then i came and slept on the sette and left them to it..
overall i was pretty dissapointed so if its anyone,s fantasy i would advise u to keep it that way.. :(
truth is i felt a bit inadiqute (prob spelt wrong) and out of place they seemed more intrested in each other than me :( and then when i started it was over in 2 mins :( so i left the room and went back 15 mins after to try again ,same result 5 mins this time :( .then i came and slept on the sette and left them to it..
overall i was pretty dissapointed so if its anyone,s fantasy i would advise u to keep it that way.. :(
Show More
rickster you will post again soon saying "she has left me for another woman" (NAP)
they were at it for another hour ,while i was watching the bill on uk gold :( lol
Im an expert in these matters,maybe if i can borrow them for a night,i can form an opinion on where you are going wrong
i guess im just sh,it in bed :( but the bill was good..
Being good in bed is overrated (I imagine) - Seems like a lot of hard work. Give me the life of a 2-pump Charlie any day.
Al Bionic 01 Nov 11:31
Why can't mine try it, just once, for me, ffs
-it was her!
Why can't mine try it, just once, for me, ffs
-it was her!
can you imagine the DVD, "Rita,Sue and occasionaly Rickster too"
it would take longer to smoke the fag by the sound of it
i was expecting some sly remarks , i forgot that all the betfair dudes are all well hung stallions..
i must be the only one ...guess im special ;)
i must be the only one ...guess im special ;)
Thread of the year !!!!!!!!! Mate if it ever happens again rember the blue pills !!!!!!!!!!
in my younger days the old E pill used to do the trick ..can go for 4-5 hours on them but there that sh,it these days its not worth the hassle..
For 7 minutes you have sacrificed your credibility in the kebab shop. How sad...............
Fair play for your honesty.
Never had one myself but did ask my ex and her mate once if they fancied one. I reckon they both did, but neither was brave enough to be the first to say 'yes'.
So I got all the usual 'not until hell freezes over' stuff instead.
They both wanted it though. ;)
Never had one myself but did ask my ex and her mate once if they fancied one. I reckon they both did, but neither was brave enough to be the first to say 'yes'.
So I got all the usual 'not until hell freezes over' stuff instead.
They both wanted it though. ;)
Fair play to you Rickster. You may not have put in a star performance but at least you've been where many would like to go. ;)
what happens if the wife comes home asking for a threesome with your best mate!!
they were at it for another hour ,while i was watching the bill on uk gold :( lol
Post of the decade imo
Post of the decade imo
What you should have done was to sit back and watch them play about with each other for a while. Then, once they were suitably wet, you should have asked them to get into the 69 position, width ways across the bed, start fking on of them (probs the wife first out of loyaly) and then move round to the other side of the bed and start fking the other one. You've got to mix it up a little, chop and change and all that. When you feel you're going to c um, get them to sit up and shoot your load over both of their faces. If they are true pro's they would then do alot of kissing to mop up all the excess.
As this was last night, you should have then made a quick bite to eat, watch the Carling Cup highlights and then engage in round 2. I'm thinking that this would involve a double blow job. Remember, you are the only male there, so you should be calling the shots
As this was last night, you should have then made a quick bite to eat, watch the Carling Cup highlights and then engage in round 2. I'm thinking that this would involve a double blow job. Remember, you are the only male there, so you should be calling the shots
so you should be calling the shots
Would those be money shots by any chance?
Would those be money shots by any chance?
well it looks as if my thread was a lot better than my performance in the sack..
ive had 2 votes for thread of the year and 1 vote for thread of the decade..
thats cheered me up :)
ive had 2 votes for thread of the year and 1 vote for thread of the decade..
thats cheered me up :)
Still, shame you're hung like a doormouse on a winter's evening.
does rickster still post? Anything that could go wrong did to this guy, he kept his humour though
unfortunately i can relate. never been good on the old stamina front. was far too sober on the occasion in question. could have done with 10 pints!
Had a threesome with an ex and one of her friends once. Wasn´t so positive for me tbh. They seemed much more interested in each other...and he had a much bigger di ck than me too.
Had a few with an ex though MMF works far far better than FFM,with FFM the 2 birds seem to enjoy each other more and you dont really know who to concentrate on.The bird was a bit bi so was a nice bonus for sure.
Had a about 3 MMF with assorted tarts (used to manage hotels /bars) and i always found it better to have one bird enjoying having the hell banged out of her rather than being the bloke where the two birds are thrashing away.
My verdict FFM hugely overrated
MMF good fun if your ok performing in from of your mates
Had a about 3 MMF with assorted tarts (used to manage hotels /bars) and i always found it better to have one bird enjoying having the hell banged out of her rather than being the bloke where the two birds are thrashing away.
My verdict FFM hugely overrated
MMF good fun if your ok performing in from of your mates
lol poor guy 5 mins how bloody disapointing can she why she went for other guy , thats what happens in a threesome someone always left out better to go for a foursome
great thread
Post Your Reply
Please login to post a reply.
Wonder
Instance ID: 13539