WHAT HAS TIGER WOODS BEEN UPTO??

I suspect he fell out with the Mrs over a refusal to do something

He said "he'd do anything for love, but that"


We are still awaiting clarification on what that is

He lost playing
GOLF
On the WI
Even with the handicap SETTING
He is
SEETHING
:)

highly unlikely that an indivdual of Tiger's calibre reversed into a hydrant and then proceeded to drive into a tree under normal circumstances.

4/9 Massive barney with Elin
3/1 drink/drugs
10/1 bar

POLICE HAVE SAID NEITHER DRINK OR DRUGS WERE INVOLVED

20/1 a wasp flew in the car

25/ 1 he swerved to miss an alligator

Arguement about an alleged affair, she scratched his face, he went to drive off at 2.30am to escape his hysterical wife, she smashed the back of his 4 x 4 with a golf club. Distracted, he hit a fire hydrant and tree.

Obvious, really.

she wanted to use his head as a golf ball but he fled in his car.

This doesn't stack up for me.

This took place outside a neighbouring property

Now this is not a Barratt estate!

These properties are well seperated yet she had left the house after the crash and, luckily,
she was carrying a golf club, for some reason.

Why was she carrying a golf club?

Ah, you say, she wasn't! She got it out of the car!

So why need to smash the back window, to get him out, if the door was unlocked?

Hmmmmmm!

triple bogey (NAP)