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topkat
27 Nov 09 11:21
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A married close of friend of mine is about to embark on an affair with a married woman who is from a well-off background and used to a very high standard of living.

Frankly she is out of his league both looks-wise and financially, but his attitude is that life is short and you can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.

Said friend is a charming fellow, but like a lot of people is not exactly flush at the moment.

My friend would gratefully appreciate all chit chatters tips & tricks on how to keep his new flame happy whilst keeping a lid on outgoings.
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Report buzzer November 27, 2009 11:24 AM GMT
just tell him to record his session with her then blackmail her, easy
Report Percy Filth November 27, 2009 11:28 AM GMT
Do charming fellows ** on their wives?
Report BillKiller November 27, 2009 11:28 AM GMT
Said friend is a charming fellow, but like a lot of people is not exactly flush at the moment.

Charming enough to do the dirty on his wife?

Since the floosie he's chasing requires money to be spent on her, she is a prostitute. She's also doing the dirty on her husband. Classy.

Find yourself a better mate and stop pimping.
Report Splicer Keats November 27, 2009 11:28 AM GMT
Smash her back doors in, the aristocracy are dirty b@stards
Report dk1986 November 27, 2009 11:31 AM GMT
Tell him to set a web-cam up, à la Jim in American Pie. Then he'll get his advice.
Report History Maker November 27, 2009 11:33 AM GMT
I could give you plenty of advice, but I won't. Got no time for people who **. I've never done it, and as far as I'm aware, no girl's ever done it to me.

For what it's worth, when guys are accustomed to lying to their missus to cover up **ing, they become more comfortable lying to their mates (in my experience).
Report Barry Conway November 27, 2009 11:38 AM GMT
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What's more it's free. So you/he can pretend you live there.
Report topkat November 27, 2009 12:25 PM GMT
Chit chatters stampeding to cast the first stone - who'da thunk it?!

Kenwood a fab idea. There's a cosy wee boozer spitting distance from the front gate if I remember correctly.

Thanks all.
Report livinglegend November 27, 2009 12:29 PM GMT
why ** on his wife? if he wants sex elsewhere why doesn;y he divorce his wife.

homer simpson describes it better than we all could, "why have a beefburger, when there's a steak at home!!"
Report The Magic Flea November 27, 2009 12:32 PM GMT
but marge is hot
Report livinglegend November 27, 2009 12:32 PM GMT
that's why he didn;t ** on her!
Report PoolFC November 27, 2009 12:37 PM GMT
A few in this net imo.
Report Splicer Keats November 27, 2009 12:37 PM GMT
Peter's louis is hotter.
Report Sir Denis Eton-Hogg November 27, 2009 12:41 PM GMT
i think paul newman said that first - D'oh!!
Report Its Grim Up North November 27, 2009 1:02 PM GMT
It was Paul Newman. But it is sufficiently inane and fallacious that you can see why one might think it was Homer.
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