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topkat
27 Nov 09 11:21
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A married close of friend of mine is about to embark on an affair with a married woman who is from a well-off background and used to a very high standard of living.

Frankly she is out of his league both looks-wise and financially, but his attitude is that life is short and you can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.

Said friend is a charming fellow, but like a lot of people is not exactly flush at the moment.

My friend would gratefully appreciate all chit chatters tips & tricks on how to keep his new flame happy whilst keeping a lid on outgoings.

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By:
buzzer
When: 27 Nov 09 11:24
just tell him to record his session with her then blackmail her, easy
By:
Percy Filth
When: 27 Nov 09 11:28
Do charming fellows ** on their wives?
By:
BillKiller
When: 27 Nov 09 11:28
Said friend is a charming fellow, but like a lot of people is not exactly flush at the moment.

Charming enough to do the dirty on his wife?

Since the floosie he's chasing requires money to be spent on her, she is a prostitute. She's also doing the dirty on her husband. Classy.

Find yourself a better mate and stop pimping.
By:
Splicer Keats
When: 27 Nov 09 11:28
Smash her back doors in, the aristocracy are dirty b@stards
By:
dk1986
When: 27 Nov 09 11:31
Tell him to set a web-cam up, à la Jim in American Pie. Then he'll get his advice.
By:
History Maker
When: 27 Nov 09 11:33
I could give you plenty of advice, but I won't. Got no time for people who **. I've never done it, and as far as I'm aware, no girl's ever done it to me.

For what it's worth, when guys are accustomed to lying to their missus to cover up **ing, they become more comfortable lying to their mates (in my experience).
By:
Barry Conway
When: 27 Nov 09 11:38
Visit Kenwood House in London and discover world-famous art collections in fashionable Hampstead. The house is in a tranquil leafy parkland with sweeping views over London. Kenwood House has splendid interiors with art masterpieces by Vermeer, Rembrant, Turner, Reynolds and Gainsborough and portraits of Elizabethan and Stuart celebrities.

What's more it's free. So you/he can pretend you live there.
By:
topkat
When: 27 Nov 09 12:25
Chit chatters stampeding to cast the first stone - who'da thunk it?!

Kenwood a fab idea. There's a cosy wee boozer spitting distance from the front gate if I remember correctly.

Thanks all.
By:
livinglegend
When: 27 Nov 09 12:29
why ** on his wife? if he wants sex elsewhere why doesn;y he divorce his wife.

homer simpson describes it better than we all could, "why have a beefburger, when there's a steak at home!!"
By:
The Magic Flea
When: 27 Nov 09 12:32
but marge is hot
By:
livinglegend
When: 27 Nov 09 12:32
that's why he didn;t ** on her!
By:
PoolFC
When: 27 Nov 09 12:37
A few in this net imo.
By:
Splicer Keats
When: 27 Nov 09 12:37
Peter's louis is hotter.
By:
Sir Denis Eton-Hogg
When: 27 Nov 09 12:41
i think paul newman said that first - D'oh!!
By:
Its Grim Up North
When: 27 Nov 09 13:02
It was Paul Newman. But it is sufficiently inane and fallacious that you can see why one might think it was Homer.
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