Dislexia

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an xecuse for being thikc

I put the "sexy" in dislexia.

dys ffs

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Why are working class children illiterate and wealthy people's children dyslexic?

It's called apportionment of blame. It works in other ways, too. Public school? High spirits. Comprehensive? Chavlike behaviour.

very real im afraid

A dyslexic skier gets lost on the slopes at his resort, so goes up to the nearest person and asks where the blue slope is to get back down.

"Sorry mate, I'm a tobogganist" replies the man.

"In that case" says the dyslexic man "I'll have 20 Benson and Hedges please".

I went to a dyslexic toga party once . I went as a goat .

That bloke who attacked Leona Lewis the other week at a book signing has been bragging about how he kicked fck out of Lennox Lewis.

We'll pass on your enquiry to the D.N.A. (National Dyslexic Association)

i love dyslexic gags. the devil worshipper who sold his soul to santa, the drunk who choked on his own vimto... classics.

apparently dislexic people are good with their hands

My mates audio-dyslexic,

I asked him for a recording of an orchestra, but I got the whinnying sound of a carthorse.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im a dyslexic
Yabbadabbadobble

Hear about the dyslexic pimp? He went out & bought himself a warehouse.

Dyslexic fight promoter who went skint in 1974.

He couldn't work out why Muhammad Ali V George Formby wasn't a sell-out.