Ideas for my first novel.

Write about what you know

start off with' once upon a time'

cue several comments like... That'll be a short book then, etc etc

I think a story about a nieve young girl with red sparkly shoes who walks along a yellow road with a dog, whilst meeting people made of tin and straw would go down well, chuck a man like lion in along with a wizard,a witch and a fairy, never know your luck.

What about a war theme...you could be in a special forces team deep behind enemy lines...but something goes wrong and you get captured and tortured...

How about a work of fiction.

An unbelievable story about a religious man's son who moves south to prosper.

The young man is afflicted with only having the sight of one eye.

He hankers after the top job in the country, and finally gets it.

Despite being a religious man's son he robs from pension pots, tells lies and lets his colleagues take money to which they are not entitled.

Nobody would believe the story though.

ffs rusty, it's so obvious... but you won't see it 'til you're my age, therein lies the irony

hth :)

fck off back to the "politics" forum carvo, btw

Never posted on there Tevez, is it any good ?

what about the only guy on betfair who wins everyones bank then explains how its done.

best seller ;)

How about the story of a boy who had a magic pen1s, he turns in to a wizard when he rubs it.

HRH,

How about a horror story just for you.

A lovely Australian actress who made her make in a popular soap opera, visits Sout Wales and falls madly in love with a handsome prince which a Portugeuse sounding name.

They spend all their time fornicating.

They send expilcit photographs to a jealous member of another Royal Family.

I expect you'd be TORN by that .

:(

poor :(

Fact: I was born in the same town as J. K. Rowling in the same maternity home in Chipping Sodbury. I also lived in the same village as she did until she was 9, me being 4 years her senior we attended the same infant & primary schools. Just up the road from there was a family called the Potters to whom i delivered the sunday papers. When i was young i had a very advanced imagination and always scored top in fiction writing, even at a young age i was drawing time machines and magical places. My favourite book was "The weirdstone of brisingamen"

My tips to you are visit Chipping Sodbury drink the water, visit Winterbourne north of Bristol and read the above mentioned book, your mind may click.

Feck me Tevez you are a hard critic, I've covered politics and sex and Royalty you're still not happy.

What else is there to write about ?

The weirdstone of brisingamen

me too, jug :)

selina place, the morrigan :0

Is this Dumbledore:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/000712788X/qid=1110025179/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=266239&s=books&qid=1110025179

Worth a read

You're writing a book are you?

Neither am I.

There are some weird MF's on here.

Imagine there's an all powerful God character who gets bored , creates a world peopled by ....er , people ....who start acting really bad and prejudice their future happiness and annoy the hell out of God .....so he conjures a son into being and tells him to go down to earth and get himself crucified so that will make everything alright ...but the son must do a stunt by rising out of the grave as fresh as a daisy ...absolutely bursting with life , never better , before he scarpers back up to his dad's place and a lot of the people he leaves behind think he's a real cool dude and start kicking the schitt out of anyone who doesn't and then they all say they're sorry and the living dead guy who did a runner from the tomb and went up in the clouds will come back again for a coffee and a chat or whatever and he sorts 'em all out they'll all live happily ever after until something else goes wrong and .....well you get the general idea.
Whopping story line but seriously doubt anyone will buy it tbh.