I'm opening the first Smokers only Chit Chat Pub

First things first we need a pub name any suggestions?

The Emphysema & Cancer?

You're obviously a non-smoker you have been reported & you are barred.

:(

I'm currently enjoying a cigarette, INDOORS.

I hope the bed dident catch fire.

it's going to be a warm and cosy place so I think we should call it the Pipe and Slippers.

this is illegal

i'm closing it down

Its not the coff that carries you off
its the coffin they carry you off in ...

The Cough & Splutter :)

My human rights are being trampled all over.

REPORTED

Canary and rusty boys

REPORTED

It stinks in here

I like that evski welcome all to "The Pipe and Slippers".

I KNEW THIS THREAD WOULD BRING ALL THE NON-SMOKERS OUT FROM UNDER THEIR SLIMY ROCKS, ISN'T IT BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'VE RUINED THE REAL PUBS THAT YOU HAVE TO STINK UP OUR VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT WITH YOUR MINDLESS MINTY BREATH COMMENTS.

By the way, joe jordan, coff??? i think you mean cough.

Pint of Theakstons. Smells beautiful in here.

Watch out lads, I'm just dropping off the AWPs and SWPs.

Star Wars, Road to Riches, Monopoly, an itbox and a gameswarehouse terminal.

Fill 'em up good. ;)

The toilets are a disgrace :(

a pint of Fullers ESB and a hamlet if you would

JUGADOR MEJOR 13 Nov 12:06
I like that evski welcome all to "The Pipe and Slippers".

I KNEW THIS THREAD WOULD BRING ALL THE NON-SMOKERS OUT FROM UNDER THEIR SLIMY ROCKS, ISN'T IT BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'VE RUINED THE REAL PUBS THAT YOU HAVE TO STINK UP OUR VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT WITH YOUR MINDLESS MINTY BREATH COMMENTS.




Reported my place is slime free !
& you can get your slippers elsewhere

Still open for business, i'm smoking a King Edward at the moment.

A large Cognaq and a slim Pantella please Michael.

A single malt for me - and I think it's time for a rough**.

sh@g

ffs why is a sea bird/pipe tobacco censored out?

Excuse me landlord, 2 people in the corner, without a cigarette for the last hour.

Clearly passive smokers.

Will you please tell them to purchase a pack from the machine, otherwise leave immediately.

Thanks.

One's about 6 feet 1". Seen more meat on Lester Piggott's whip.

Think it's canaryboy.

Just call it 'The Sign Of The Crab'

i can make all non smokers start to smoke..FACT


one can of petrol and a box of swan vestas :)

Do they sell those fake chocolate cigarettes here? I might take some home for the kids.

To all non-smokers in this chat pub, WHY ARE YOU HERE, i thought you didn't want to associate yourselves with us.

F@ck Orft

Agreed

someones pointing the yellow finger.

are rizzlas allowed in this pub,green friendly?

A brandy and a small village please............

what night does the GV man turn up, please?
A few packs of Amber wouldn'y go amiss either. tia.

I don't smoke anymore but do prefer a real pub, am I welcome?

PS - name ought to be Embassy Club

As Canaryboy is here should we call it Smokey & The Bandit?

:^0

does that mean I have to go and join the two'ers and fro'ers at the mint and floss for a decent conversation?

Jim Hensen 13 Nov 20:26
I don't smoke anymore but do prefer a real pub, am I welcome?

PS - name ought to be Embassy Club

Welcome mate to the Embassy Club Lounge, part of the Pipe & Slipper pub.

Best time for a ciggy:
After Sex?
After Tea or Coffee?
After food?
First thing in the morning?
Instead of going jogging?
Instead of doing any form of physical exercise?
Outside of your local, in the village that you've lived in all of you life, in the freezing cold and rain being sneered at by non-smoking ruin our boozers a la carte food critics entering in anoraks who make whafting gestures under their noses like camp school boys.

Pint and an ashtray please.

Tommy, I'm sorry, I am happy here.

Pint of best in a pub with atmosphere breath in, breath out. I have lit the log fire for the pipe smokers amongst you.

what is everyone smoking? i'm on cutter's choice here rolled up in the short green rizla.

love it

old holborn for me

Domingo is my smoke, get it from Spain, bit like drum or samson

L and B here, Gold Packet.

Can you guess the warning on my cigarette packet? Boy this should be lots of fun.

Fumar acorta la vida

F*ck me, in all honesty, on my son's life, that is bang on. Very very frightening.

Dunno sib, but I always steer clear of pack with the picture of the chap with his neck sliced open.

JUGADOR MEJOR 14 Nov 00:10
Fumar acorta la vida

To smoke it shortens the life.
Roughly translated.

smoking may reduce the blood flow and promote impotence on my pack

As a non-Spanish speaker, I kind of guessed.

Don't think my polish chick will say it's a ffected me.

sibaroni 14 Nov 00:12


F*ck me, in all honesty, on my son's life, that is bang on. Very very frightening.

It's a common Spanish warning, don't panic.

I use viagra, no probs.

Yes,the neck packet does it for me ,the lung ones are bad enuff.

it's a shocker casemoney. I like the one with the swimmimg sperms on.

20 Lambert and Butler with a nice picture, is my daily order. :-)

It might be a bit gay but I'll have 20 full strength Capstan if you have them

A hell of a lot less potent, compared to what they used to be Dobbo.

Time at the bar.

Is 1:00 and we're still open.

come on you orrible lot, avent u got homes to go to?

I live here.

Were still open.

Terrible weather out there. A pint of Speckled Hen and a pickled egg for me. I'll have a smoke after I've dried out a bit.

Cod and *****special on today!

It really really stinks in here,

Go buy a gas mask, that joke wasn't funny the first time it was posted

Pint of guinness please sir, and one for yourself. Is that fish dinner a recycled one from yesterday?

No, it came by cab.

We need a TV screen in here, everyone left for the match.

I'll have another Guinness wile I'm back.

Topic of the day:
Your favourite real ale to drink with a ciggy?

It used to be Dog Bolter from Bruces Brewery, with a cigar, and a game of darts.

Phantom and Firkin
Plaistow
East London

Hi

Yeah I am good, how are u?

You are a lucky chap, I thought that I saw her with a limp earlier

ok, I'll have a pint of Stella, a packet of mini cheddars, and 16 hours of oxygen please

ta

is this a boozer for fags?

It is for ladies that can suck up a lot and men that can see the wood from the trees. you may be better on the x factor forum pal.

Exmoor Beast on draught.

Smokers unite, please pop in more often, don't let the minty fresh breaths shut this pub down.

Smoking is a pointless , expensice habit. You addict yourself to a drug you dont need and then convince yourself its satisfying to feed that addiction.
Its insane.
But not much different to , say: fishing, battle re-enactments, collecting cigarette cards, shopping, tatoos, sexual deviation, logging on to Betfair.

Turn that fan off will you mate its diluting the fumes.

Your barred!

Sorry Jugs been off the ciggies for two months now.

Addicted to nicotine gum now.

Chewing gum in here is permitted m8

Just doing the cleaning, please use the ashtrays

Any smokers in tonight?

Come on smokers we're open for business

I'm ok with this blunt?

ciggies from the past......
senior service
woodbines
kensitas
nelson
park drive
players no 6
players no 10
any otters?

Peter styvesant

What was the smokes Bilko used to advertise?

Lucky Strike, we all need these on Betfair.

Guards

for those who don't smoke, can you help me on this wheel of fortune answer? only 1 letter to get.

http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=n_n++sm_kers&l2=are++all&l3=p__fs&l4=im_&c=**+off+to+a+gay+pub

Just bringing my nan in for a quick drink. She was 100 yesterday.

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/34743-tell_100_year_old_woman_stop_smoking.jpg

God bless your Gran HH Sultan V. Liamcol you can go f@ck yourself you're barred.