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THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER ,NO IM NOT BUT THEY WONT LET IHIM IN THE DATEING AGENCY AS WELL
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lol Do wah.
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THINK WEVE SCARED MITCHELL AWAY DO WAH
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NO JOE ,HE SAID IM A GOOD TURN BUT IM ON TOO LONG ,DONT WORRY ABOUT CANNY HES ALLRIGHT
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NO JOE ,HE SAID IM A GOOD TURN BUT IM ON TOO LONG ,DONT WORRY ABOUT CANNY HES ALLRIGHT
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GOT TO GO NOW,IVE GOT TO DECIDE WEATHER TO GO TO AN A A MEETING OR FLICK THROUGH THE T V STATIONS ALL NIGHT SEE YOU ALL LATER
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Hello Do Wah :) .......... sorry I missed you.
You could earn a living as a Johnny Vegas impersonator. then you could pull in the chicks that impersonate the Johnnie Vegas groupies. |
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GOOD MORNING DO WAH , ARE YOU UP ? I WAITED UNTIL NEAR MIDDAY .
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IM UP AND HAD MY £5 HAIRCUT ITS GONE UP FROM £4 TO £5,IM GOING TO MY GRANDSONS TONIGHT HES 2 TODAY,IVE BOUGHT HIM A 3-4 CARDIGAN,JUST INCASE THERES A TRAFFICK JAM
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IM NOT A JOHNNY VEGAS IMPERSONATOR,IM MORE REFINED AND OLDER THAN HIM
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I PREFER MARMALADE
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THEY SANG OO BLA DEE ,OO BLA DA LIFE GOES ON
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WRITTEN BY THE BEATLES FOR THEM DO WAH
SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT THE JAM HAD WRITTEN IT . |
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USUALLY HAVE MY £4 HAIRCUT IN THE NORTH WEST ,BUT THIS TIME I COULDN'T GET DOWN THERE ..IT COST £9 UP HERE :-(
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I LIKED THE EARLY SONGS OF THE BEETLES,WHEN THEY WENT PUNK WITH HEY JUDE AND ELENOURRIGBY THEY GOT ON MY NERVESE
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THIS KURDISH HAIRCUTTER LIGHT A CANDLE AND BURNS THE HAIRS IN YOUR EAR,AND HAS A PIECE OF FLOSS TO DO YOUR EYE BROWS
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HES GOT PICTURES OF ALL NICE HAIRCUTS ON THE WALL ,BUT IVE NEVER SEEN ONE OF US COME VOUT WITH ONE ,BUT FOR £5 ,I DONT REALLY EXPECT ONE
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MY ONE USES CURLING TONGS ON MY PUBES.
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I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE MONKS ,A BIT OF HAIR ROUND THE EDGE ,THEY HAVE TO PAY THE FULL PRICE TOO.
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ALL THE BALD PEOPLE DONT COME OUT IN SALFORD ,THEY HAVE TO STAY IN,BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOUTS HEY BALDY WHAT YOU DOING OUT
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DO YOU LIVE IN SALFORD DO WAH ?
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I WAS PLAYING HOCKEY IN SALFORD ONE SUNDAY MORNING AT 11AM ..
WE KNEW THAT THE BLOCKS OF FLATS BEHIND ONE GOAL WERE DUE TO BE DEMOLISHED BY EXPLOSION THEN , SO WE PLAYED TOWARDS THAT GOAL SO WE COULD SEE THE BLOCKS GOING DOWN .WHEN THE BANG WENT OFF , THEIR PLAYERS TURNED TO LOOK BEHIND THEM AND WE NEARLY SCORED . |
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YES I LIVE IN SALFORD,WEVE GOT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,
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IVE JUST BEEN IN A SHOPPING PRECINCT ,AND A GIRL WAS SHOUTING DOWN THE PHONE SHES GOING TO KILL SOMEONE,THEN HER MOTHER TOOK THE PHONE OFF HER AND SHE SHOUTED SHE GUNNA KILL HER,MY NERVES DONT NEED IT
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YOU STILL HAVE PHONE BOXES IN SALFORD ..THEY PUT VISITOR TOURIST INFORMATION LEAFLETS IN OURS .
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PHONE BOXES WE HAVE BUT THERES USUALLY NO PHONES OR DOORS
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Do wah Diddy 23 Nov 15:42
IVE GIVE UP ,NO ONE WANTS A RECOVERING ALCOHOLICK COMPULSIVE GAMBLING SKINT 60 YEAR OLD, EVEN THOUGH IM EASY GOING THE LADY S AT THE DATEING AGENCY SAID THERE WAS NO CALL FOR MY TYPE lol, that's brilliant. At least you didn't send your photo to a lonely hearts club as my mate once did. He got a reply saying we're not that lonely! |
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I JUST SIT ON THE BUS,WITH MY FREE BUS PASS WATCHING OUT OF THE WINDOW DAY DREAMING WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN,IF ID OF BEEN A GOOD BOY
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I HAVE TO LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW TO DAYDREAM,AS THE PASSENGERS ON THE BUS GET ON MY NERVES
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