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Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag
23 Nov 09 08:57
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Theobald Blenkinsop rubbed his inner ear with David's outer ear. Colin's earlobe immediately arrived, sirens blaring, cotton wool buds at the ready. Yes, that's right - cotton wool buds at the ready!! Maud Chearsecake's left nostril and right ear were also in attendance, as were Sir Terry Nappy's inner & outer ear & earlobe combo, and Lord Meargaret Pencil's crusty ear behind. Finally, Ceardric McBunion's right / left earhole arrived accompanied by his favourite earwig, whom he affectionately called Brian The Idiot.

'Ear We Go' was playing on the jukebox, with a tribute to inner & outer ears being read out by Jeffrey E.R Lobe, founder of the decorated earlobe and first man to circumnavigate his own ear using just a bag of toast and a pickled onion. 'Are You Earing Things' and other poetry was read out by local children, whilst pints of eer were £1.98+ an earwax donation. Famous pornstar **ear' was also providing adult enteartainment inside a large ear trumpet.

It was a tremendous earvening for everyone involved.

I'd like to thank earveryone for your support and donations, from the bottom of my inner ear.
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Report The Leopard • November 23, 2009 10:02 AM GMT
hmmmmm...
Report canaryboy • November 23, 2009 10:06 AM GMT
how's pq's garden keeping?
Report The Leopard • November 23, 2009 10:16 AM GMT
how's the job going...?
Report canaryboy • November 23, 2009 10:17 AM GMT
great thanks
Report The Leopard • November 23, 2009 10:20 AM GMT
May I refer you to the thread entitled...."The word `great`"...

Can you give us a clue as to what the job entails...?
Report canaryboy • November 23, 2009 10:22 AM GMT
job 1 (jb)
n.
1. A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag • November 23, 2009 6:50 PM GMT
Thread of the y[b]ear imo.[/b]

Why do u want to know about pq's garden?

Thanks in advance.
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