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any service man has my respect, not a job i would want for any money
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do they like anti freeze this time of year
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ffs.
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a cat will always return to its owner,unless they stop feeding him,or unless its ill in which it has probably gone off to die
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cats always used to ** in holes teh ydug , but mamby pamby owners with dirt boxes got them out of that habit, nowe the koooooooonts sh1t all over my lawns
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and my gardener is fed up with picking it up
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...so lay concrete age21...problem solved.
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or shoot the koooooonts
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You want to give your gardener a sound thrashing to buck up his ideas a bit.
I had to do this with my biscuit chef last year and have not had a problem since. |
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knowing my luck i would put down concrete only to find mr moggy turning up at 2 in the morning with a foooking digger ready for a dump
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Anyone fancy a chinese?
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i fancied the one in the casino the other night
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Bet she was a minx
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They do kill some 120 million small birds/mammals pa in this country. Put a bell on them people!
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she didnt have a tail, but a nice beaver
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any luck finding it mate ?
is the cat insured ,if so they should cough up for advertising and a reward,get a poster together and get some laminated,tie em to lamposts and put them up in bus shelters, and outside of schools,youngsters tend to keep their eye out more than adults. You could also copy the posters and ask the local newsagent if they could send them out with the newspaper deliveries. My cat went missing for a week,he was found 10 miles away but ain't letting on how he got there.Don't give up hope,they're resilient fellas. |
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I hope every bloke that hasn't seen his birds p*ssy for 3 days doesn't start a thread.
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assume you've been and asked all the neighbours to check garages/sheds etc?
good luck. our cat's watching cricket with me now. if it was a straight shout between her and the wife, i think the missus would be on her way. hope he returns okay :| |
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the fact that he's chipped will help you as well d13,mine was found and taken to a local cat protection league who scanned him,if he wasn't chipped i doubt i'd have seen him ever again.
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cheers lads
lets hope he turns up |
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age 21 22 Nov 01:42
that would be ok poker , as long as he wasnt in the cat division ========== Or driving a Panther ? German equivalent = Panzer .. :D |
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hope you find it. Mrs away for weekend and having the two cats around somehow makes it easier.
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listen to Kevin Bloody Wilson on youtube to cheer you up with is cats back song
The Feckin cats back Now how did he do that? I ramned me foot right up his bum and kicked the c nut to kingdom come Now where the feck did he come from? The Feckin cat's back! |