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JOMO
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Countryfile is on, and when the farmer running about with his pigs came on, my cat starting looking wide-eyed at the TV screen.

And thus ran through my mind a bolt of genius like ouzo from a Greek pork workers teat:

Why don't you get pork-based cat food? You get chicken (NAP) beef (NB) rabbit, lamb and a whole range of fishy flavours. You even get vegetables in some of them ffs.

So why no pork? When I announced this world-stopping thought, the gf said there's 'ham' cat food. I have never seen ham-labelled cat food, and frankly therefore I think she could be delirious and require her brain to be drilled.

And so in conclusion I ask again, why no pork?
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Report V4 Vendetta • November 22, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
Some cats are muslims up north and they Jews in Golders Green.
Report V4 Vendetta • November 22, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
Thinly-veiled answer, I know.
Report JOCI Club • November 22, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
Makes them scratch more........
Report BillKiller • November 22, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
Nah, cats like pork scratching...
Report V4 Vendetta • November 22, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
5/10
Report BillKiller • November 22, 2009 7:01 PM GMT
FFS

I spent 5 minutes working on that
Report JOCI Club • November 22, 2009 7:14 PM GMT
It's the way you tell 'em...
Report everythings gone green • November 22, 2009 7:16 PM GMT
Why isn't cat food mouse flavoured?
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