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Countryfile is on, and when the farmer running about with his pigs came on, my cat starting looking wide-eyed at the TV screen.
And thus ran through my mind a bolt of genius like ouzo from a Greek pork workers teat:
Why don't you get pork-based cat food? You get chicken (NAP) beef (NB) rabbit, lamb and a whole range of fishy flavours. You even get vegetables in some of them ffs.
So why no pork? When I announced this world-stopping thought, the gf said there's 'ham' cat food. I have never seen ham-labelled cat food, and frankly therefore I think she could be delirious and require her brain to be drilled.
And so in conclusion I ask again, why no pork?
And thus ran through my mind a bolt of genius like ouzo from a Greek pork workers teat:
Why don't you get pork-based cat food? You get chicken (NAP) beef (NB) rabbit, lamb and a whole range of fishy flavours. You even get vegetables in some of them ffs.
So why no pork? When I announced this world-stopping thought, the gf said there's 'ham' cat food. I have never seen ham-labelled cat food, and frankly therefore I think she could be delirious and require her brain to be drilled.
And so in conclusion I ask again, why no pork?
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Some cats are muslims up north and they Jews in Golders Green.
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Thinly-veiled answer, I know.
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Makes them scratch more........
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Nah, cats like pork scratching...
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5/10
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FFS
I spent 5 minutes working on that |
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It's the way you tell 'em...
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Why isn't cat food mouse flavoured?
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