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Zopiclone
21 Nov 09 21:05
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There are whole chickens in Twickenham
In Iceland oh there is the chicken
The bins behind the Iceland
They are there for the taking in Twickers

The police are out in numbers
for the nicking of bin rummage merchants
but the chickens outnumber the rozzers
and roasting the chickens is paramount

There is also the vegetable taking
of bin rummage chicken accompaniment
for roasting the Iceland bin extras
and making a meal for the workers

The work is all ducking in bins
and paid for by unwitting punters
of Iceland's underground schema
to confuse the masses with all the round numbers

Count backwards in units of two
to a day when strawberries ruled
now get out and squirrel your chicken
for tomorrow you eat with the crew

You
Me
Chicken
Dinner

Unit 3
Dogflud Way
Chicken
Surrey
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Report Mr Eboue November 21, 2009 9:07 PM GMT
One of the stranger posts I've seen on here in a very long time.
Report Huggy November 21, 2009 9:08 PM GMT
A real fowl thread
Report Tevez is God November 21, 2009 9:09 PM GMT
fcked up in the head by drugs imo
Report Ibrahima Sonko November 21, 2009 9:10 PM GMT
maybe its a song
Report armchair jockey wilson!! November 21, 2009 9:16 PM GMT
needs help!
Report Ovalman. November 21, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
Don't let Marty McFly call him chicken.
Report Superwhite November 21, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
Polish worker - just been sacked
Report thebandit November 21, 2009 9:19 PM GMT
If it's Iceland songs you want, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7dmIv3vRLE
Report everythings gone green November 21, 2009 9:19 PM GMT
A product of eating the sleeping pills he is named after imo.
Report Five By Five November 21, 2009 9:21 PM GMT
What the cluck?
Report Lozzy November 21, 2009 9:24 PM GMT
Thought this would be a Spike Milligan poem or something when I opened the thread, but feeble lyrics.

Must be a nobody band or something.
Report a bitofinterest November 21, 2009 9:29 PM GMT
fray bentos
john west
uncle ben
Report Ovalman. November 21, 2009 9:31 PM GMT
Pedegree chum
Brandy
Report a bitofinterest November 21, 2009 9:32 PM GMT
del monte
heinz
robinsons
Report bodil November 21, 2009 9:40 PM GMT
Just to be clear - so there are no free chickens in the dumpsters? Would be handy for Sunday lunch. Maybe sausages and stuffing dumped with them? And the odd bit of smoked bacon? We should try to be optimistic.
Report a bitofinterest November 21, 2009 9:42 PM GMT
all served on miss p's derriere

with just a hint of garlic
Report STUDYFORM November 21, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
very strange thread.
In a bid to be serious on the topic....

A few years ago the freezers failed in my local (Somerfield) supermarket, and they chucked all the frozen food (and it was STILL mostly frozen) away in large skips. I asked the manager if I could buy some a bit cheap, I could cook and eat it without re-freezing. He said "No, we have to throw it all away, because of the insurance" ?!?!
They chucked out £30,000 worth of perfectly good food :(
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