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There are whole chickens in Twickenham
In Iceland oh there is the chicken
The bins behind the Iceland
They are there for the taking in Twickers
The police are out in numbers
for the nicking of bin rummage merchants
but the chickens outnumber the rozzers
and roasting the chickens is paramount
There is also the vegetable taking
of bin rummage chicken accompaniment
for roasting the Iceland bin extras
and making a meal for the workers
The work is all ducking in bins
and paid for by unwitting punters
of Iceland's underground schema
to confuse the masses with all the round numbers
Count backwards in units of two
to a day when strawberries ruled
now get out and squirrel your chicken
for tomorrow you eat with the crew
You
Me
Chicken
Dinner
Unit 3
Dogflud Way
Chicken
Surrey
In Iceland oh there is the chicken
The bins behind the Iceland
They are there for the taking in Twickers
The police are out in numbers
for the nicking of bin rummage merchants
but the chickens outnumber the rozzers
and roasting the chickens is paramount
There is also the vegetable taking
of bin rummage chicken accompaniment
for roasting the Iceland bin extras
and making a meal for the workers
The work is all ducking in bins
and paid for by unwitting punters
of Iceland's underground schema
to confuse the masses with all the round numbers
Count backwards in units of two
to a day when strawberries ruled
now get out and squirrel your chicken
for tomorrow you eat with the crew
You
Me
Chicken
Dinner
Unit 3
Dogflud Way
Chicken
Surrey
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One of the stranger posts I've seen on here in a very long time.
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A real fowl thread
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fcked up in the head by drugs imo
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maybe its a song
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needs help!
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Don't let Marty McFly call him chicken.
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Polish worker - just been sacked
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If it's Iceland songs you want, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7dmIv3vRLE |
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A product of eating the sleeping pills he is named after imo.
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What the cluck?
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Thought this would be a Spike Milligan poem or something when I opened the thread, but feeble lyrics.
Must be a nobody band or something. |
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fray bentos
john west uncle ben |
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Pedegree chum
Brandy |
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del monte
heinz robinsons |
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Just to be clear - so there are no free chickens in the dumpsters? Would be handy for Sunday lunch. Maybe sausages and stuffing dumped with them? And the odd bit of smoked bacon? We should try to be optimistic.
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all served on miss p's derriere
with just a hint of garlic |
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very strange thread.
In a bid to be serious on the topic.... A few years ago the freezers failed in my local (Somerfield) supermarket, and they chucked all the frozen food (and it was STILL mostly frozen) away in large skips. I asked the manager if I could buy some a bit cheap, I could cook and eat it without re-freezing. He said "No, we have to throw it all away, because of the insurance" ?!?! They chucked out £30,000 worth of perfectly good food :( |