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im gonna have to go to bed and cry myself to sleep
She's gone to the kitchen for another pint of absynthe and can't remember where the computer is
ghh
(c) goal threads
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalll
The footie lads ain't keen on em
(c) goal threads
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalll
The footie lads ain't keen on em
boll0x - mustve gone to another thread - story of my life
denis....you could always suck my plums to kill half an hour!!
its times like this you really wonder where it all went wrong
i think you're right ghh you know
i remember a game in the internationals where there was no link and your fake goal made things kick off big time!
i remember a game in the internationals where there was no link and your fake goal made things kick off big time!
Sir Dennis - if you want my honoesh opinion, i dont htink you came across as keen enough :(
i reckon shes puked on her keyboard and broke it
It was never hand ball by the way
totally mate, thats your downfall
you have to stop playing hard to get.
you have to stop playing hard to get.
fake goals and chasing "female forumites" on chit chat at quarter past one in the morning
hahahaha ffs this can't be what you wanted to be when you were younger
not having a pop by the way, i'm doing it as well
hahahaha ffs this can't be what you wanted to be when you were younger
not having a pop by the way, i'm doing it as well
denis.......i agree...you are a little too reserved...and to be fair, you didnt mention that you carry a weapon with the same girth as a black pudding chub!......that could have been the clincher!
ill smack the b1tch in the face with my club if she doesnt come bak ssooon
not having a pop by the way, i'm doing it as well
:^0 James for a minute i thought you hadnt realised that
well at 1.17am if your not out on the town, what else is there to do, might aswell be on here, sleep is a waste of life imo
:^0 James for a minute i thought you hadnt realised that
well at 1.17am if your not out on the town, what else is there to do, might aswell be on here, sleep is a waste of life imo
fake goals and chasing "female forumites" on chit chat at quarter past one in the morning
hahahaha ffs this can't be what you wanted to be when you were younger
not having a pop by the way, i'm doing it as well
thats assuming that its a female we are persuing!......it could just as easily be clive 50 truck driver from rochdale!!.............now there is a thought!!
hahahaha ffs this can't be what you wanted to be when you were younger
not having a pop by the way, i'm doing it as well
thats assuming that its a female we are persuing!......it could just as easily be clive 50 truck driver from rochdale!!.............now there is a thought!!
i think its more like a left hand soft grip sand wedge!.....to be fair!
good choice mate, just make sure you open up the club face before you take that swing
Jockey - thats just stupid, no one in real life calls there son Clive
Jockey - thats just stupid, no one in real life calls there son Clive
ffs denis.........i dont want the whole forum knowing where my hands have been!!!
im on a porno site called secretfriends.com - the pusssssy on that site is amazing - wish i knew sum chicks like that
i know of 3 different clives!!..........i must admit....they are all a bit odd in their own way...but they are all clives!
denis..............have you ever tried dogging?
i started the whole dogging thing - taught stan collymore all he knows
Denis you dont want to reveal too much too soon, especially the night before a first date
i bought a ghillie suit especially for "piking"....melted the fooker having a post masturbatory fag!.....£120 down the drain!!
live and learn!
live and learn!
ok now bed - ill nail that**t next week sometime
sir dennis off to bed, just missed her will be SEETHING
where've u been babe? ive been saying nice stuff about u
no chance James, not now his '' New Girlfriend '' is back :D
cmon guys - give me some 'space' will ya
shes obviously just cleared up the puke and sobered up a bit and is considering my offer
lol gary, not his gf if ive got anything to say about it :^0
leave it lads - shes mine - dont want to have to 'mark my territory'
typical girl really - just sitting back from afar and watching the prime bucks fight it out...
im the king of the pack and she knows it
which pack is this ffs
i could be gay and would still be being blame for flirting :(
i could be gay and would still be being blame for flirting :(
the chitchat pack ffs - the most alpha males in the world
do u want me to wear a jonny cakes or are u on the pill?
Sir Denis Eton-Hogg 21 Nov 01:34
oh i know that coil thing
:^0
oh i know that coil thing
:^0
ladycakes and denis.................the original "odd couple"
seriously im willing to travel up to 30 miles. any more and ull have to pay petrol
sorry Denis i know...
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
dont take offence ladycakes!.........its not really aimed at you!......and no denis.....im not a threat..its been so long that the blood supply turned back on itself long ago!!!
if u need to call yrself ' james dean' yr obviously bloody ugly
30 miles..............is that it????????????
in the words of the proclaimers..............well lets not go there!!!!!!!
in the words of the proclaimers..............well lets not go there!!!!!!!
i havent got a car and my leg is slightly withered
Sir Denis Eton-Hogg 21 Nov 01:38
i love a girl who cant spell for sh1t
as i said earlier...................smooth
i love a girl who cant spell for sh1t
as i said earlier...................smooth
Denis ffs stop playing hard to get, you need more confidence
ladycakes....i am a bloke with an average personality....a larger than average body...and an abnormally large set of testicles.....unfortunately they dwarf my**and have always held me back.................(apart from in the 3 legged races at school!)....(you wouldnt begin to imagine what an advantage a space hopper was in such an event!!!!)..............however im taxed and m.o.t'd and raring to go...............if you ever feel the need to make a fat man happy call me!
ok im going to bed now - i've given it the full 110% both barrels and i reckon im about a 2/5 chance to be nuts deep by next weekend, god willing
i will lay you at 4/6 if you like mate!......all weekend long!!
probably worth a lay to green out if i were u but maybe im too cautious
ive offered the "wilson space hoppers".....there isnt a woman alive able to resist them!!
bookies closed the book
dennis "silver tongue" hogg will be knee deep next week
dennis "silver tongue" hogg will be knee deep next week
just give me a little sign ladycacks so i can go to bed with a song in my heart and an ache in my balls
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there you go denis.....a sign for you to end the night on!!!!!!
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there you go denis.....a sign for you to end the night on!!!!!!
too right jockey - cant beat a slim female finger up the old jacksy
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