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come next week it will all be water under the bridge
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Best of luck Clarky.
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Thanks
Not looking too clever at moment. :( |
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Good luck Clarky old chum.
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Good luck mate.
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At least us northerners do bad weather properly. A few big waves lap on the beach in brighton and its headline news for them soft southern koonts
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Floods?
He's referring to a married man's preparation for breaching his wife's borders. |
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I'm sleeping on sofa in lounge tonight, on flood watch every hour or so,
mrs clarky thinks I'm a brave soldier and has made me tea and cakes. Nice one, it's like camping indoors and I'll be watching wall to wall porn and eating crisps. Game on. |
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where do you live mate
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One doesn't want to carp, Noah, but what's the point of you sleeping downstairs?
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Snowdonia foothills.
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good luck mate
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Lounge is right next to back door Orioles, not withstanding the fact it's also got Sky and is closer to the fridge, don't tell Mrs C though, I've wound up my head torch and have my hat warming by the fire ready for my next sweep of the grounds.
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gd luck m8
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I'd be upstairs. If you've shored up the defences ... make for high ground!
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Cheers
I've put 4 of mrs C's frozen veg lasagnes under the feet of the sofa, should give me a couple more hours. |
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Very funny Clarky!
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I'm going out for a reccy, I may be sometime.
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He's gone :(
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is he in**ermouth?
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Don't be coarse, we're grieving.
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50 years from now kids will be reading about clarkson in school. Nobody will remember Captain Oates. A new British hero may have perished tonight.
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fingers crossed 4u clarkson - pob luc
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FK ME. It's carnage out there, the cover has blown off the barbecue and there is about an inch deep puddle underneath the kid's swing.
is he in**ermouth? - I've just booked that on Sky Red Hot Farm |
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Diolch Ivor, seriously guys, the river has just broken it's bank the rain has eased a bit, but if it doesn't stop the water will be lapping at my door in about 3 hours.
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Bugger, you made it, I was going to ask for one of those lasagnes as a memorial.
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Praise the Lord and pass the lilo! :)
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the fvcker in the bottom floor flat has always ridiculed me for paying a couple of grand more than him for my top floor flat in our block by the river...............anyway i'm off to bed now :D
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Surely Clarky there is more to come from higher ground whether it stops raining or not. You need to get out of there . man the boats
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Those lasagnes will probably last about 50 years, they will be like the 4 bloody commandments, some fella called Gwylim will find them washed up on the beach with the chiselled inscription 'burn after finding'.
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There's a new build atop Snowdon - maybe relocate next Spring ;)
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You're not wrong Dobbo, even after the rain stops the levels rise for a couple more hours, but they do go down quick, which coincidentally is another DVD I've got lined up for later.
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I was flooded last year. It's a surreal experience. I noticed the lights reflecting off the waves below made quite beautiful patterns on the ceiling. And, surprisingly, I wasn't drunk. But it was just clean flood water - no sewage. Sewage tends to cast a pall on things.
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Nice one, it's like camping indoors and I'll be watching wall to wall porn and eating crisps. Game on.
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Going out for another recce.
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Nothing you can do about it clarkson. Just make contingent plans. Once that's done, relax and enjoy the show of Mother Nature's indifferent strength.
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Not good, banks well and truly breached and raining heavy again, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.!!
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Have you moved anything upstairs yet ?
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I'll wait till she's gone to sleep .
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