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Slicer
20 Nov 09 12:59
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Due to an unexpected cancellation, I am able to spend an hour or 2 on the forum. Because I am a philanthropissed, I would be delighted to assist if possible. There is just one subject I shall not entertain.
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Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:00 PM GMT
Sorry- make that 2 subjects!
Report The Leopard • November 20, 2009 1:00 PM GMT
Give us a clue...
Report salsabil5 • November 20, 2009 1:01 PM GMT
How do win on the footy dr?
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:02 PM GMT
2 9 letter words containing some continents and some bowels.
Report salsabil5 • November 20, 2009 1:02 PM GMT
* you..oops
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:02 PM GMT
Sal- thats one ! :)
Report salsabil5 • November 20, 2009 1:03 PM GMT
Thought so..goodbye then ;)
Report orioles • November 20, 2009 1:07 PM GMT
So, this chap walks into the doctor's with a frog on his forehead. "Good Lord!" exclaims the doctor "How on earth did this happen?"

"Well" says the frog "it all started with a pimple on my ar5e."
Report orioles • November 20, 2009 1:11 PM GMT
Tough room.












I'll get me white coat :|
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:15 PM GMT
Nice one Orioles.

Sorry for the delay, one of my clients has been prescribed suppositories and phoned me to ask what he should do with them.
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:26 PM GMT
I see- that's gratitude for you.

Probably the most edumacated and highly bright gumboiler wot ever graced the forum makes himself available for his fellow forumite-and what happens-LESS INTEREST than bank accounts pay in the UK.

Will find somethin more bennyficial next time I have a couple of hours off!
Report everythings gone green • November 20, 2009 1:28 PM GMT
Dr. Slicer, what's your view on anti-malaria prophylactics?
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:30 PM GMT
I dont think wearing a condom will prevent Malaria!
Report everythings gone green • November 20, 2009 1:32 PM GMT
1.01 landed :(
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:35 PM GMT
EGG- but if you dont want a wonohwon answer- always take care with anti malarial drugs , some have a nast reaction for the human as well as the mosquito!
Report everythings gone green • November 20, 2009 1:37 PM GMT
So I have been reading. I'm gonna avoid Larium like the plague.

Edging towards doxycycline.
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:40 PM GMT
Doxy can be used as an antibiotic. Some side effects are worse than Larium.

I would test them befopre going abroad!
Report everythings gone green • November 20, 2009 1:41 PM GMT
Hmm.... good idea, cheers.
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:45 PM GMT
See EGG- I am able to give good advice as well as joke around!
Report orioles • November 20, 2009 1:47 PM GMT
Equatorial Skegness (nap)
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 1:48 PM GMT
Is that anywhere near Equatorial 70Guineasplease?
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • November 20, 2009 2:04 PM GMT
Dear Dr Slicer. In the week i dreamt I was a Marquee and then last night I dreamt I was a Wig Wam. What's that all about?
Report everythings gone green • November 20, 2009 2:06 PM GMT
That's life buoy.
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 2:06 PM GMT
Take some Valium- you are too tense!
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • November 20, 2009 2:07 PM GMT
Ta :)
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 2:08 PM GMT
. :)

And if you have any dreams about curtains- pull yourself together!
Report CUPRA • November 20, 2009 2:09 PM GMT
Dr Dr, I have a steering wheel down the front of my trousers.
Report Slicer • November 20, 2009 2:12 PM GMT
Do not put your hands down your trousers to remove it or people might think you are having a taxi rank!
Report Big Charlie • November 20, 2009 4:39 PM GMT
SURGERY CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Report cooperman • August 19, 2017 8:28 AM BST
Sad
Report trilby22 • August 19, 2017 10:51 AM BST

Nov 20, 2009 -- 8:09AM, CUPRA wrote:


Dr Dr, I have a steering wheel down the front of my trousers.


Must be driving you nuts mate.

Report cooperman • August 19, 2017 11:08 AM BST
Dr. Dr. I've got terrible wind, can you give me something?
Report Foinavon • August 19, 2017 11:14 AM BST
Here's a kite.
Report Slicer • August 19, 2017 12:49 PM BST
Just noticed this thread being revived. Reminds me of the good old days on the forums!
Report moisok • August 19, 2017 6:42 PM BST
Is it private or Nhs dear Doctor?
Report Foinavon • August 19, 2017 7:00 PM BST
Dr Dr, there's a pink cricket ball stuck up my @rse!

How's that?

Oh no, don't you start.
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