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Slicer
20 Nov 09 12:59
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Due to an unexpected cancellation, I am able to spend an hour or 2 on the forum. Because I am a philanthropissed, I would be delighted to assist if possible. There is just one subject I shall not entertain.

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By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:00
Sorry- make that 2 subjects!
By:
The Leopard
When: 20 Nov 09 13:00
Give us a clue...
By:
salsabil5
When: 20 Nov 09 13:01
How do win on the footy dr?
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:02
2 9 letter words containing some continents and some bowels.
By:
salsabil5
When: 20 Nov 09 13:02
* you..oops
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:02
Sal- thats one ! :)
By:
salsabil5
When: 20 Nov 09 13:03
Thought so..goodbye then ;)
By:
orioles
When: 20 Nov 09 13:07
So, this chap walks into the doctor's with a frog on his forehead. "Good Lord!" exclaims the doctor "How on earth did this happen?"

"Well" says the frog "it all started with a pimple on my ar5e."
By:
orioles
When: 20 Nov 09 13:11
Tough room.












I'll get me white coat :|
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:15
Nice one Orioles.

Sorry for the delay, one of my clients has been prescribed suppositories and phoned me to ask what he should do with them.
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:26
I see- that's gratitude for you.

Probably the most edumacated and highly bright gumboiler wot ever graced the forum makes himself available for his fellow forumite-and what happens-LESS INTEREST than bank accounts pay in the UK.

Will find somethin more bennyficial next time I have a couple of hours off!
By:
everythings gone green
When: 20 Nov 09 13:28
Dr. Slicer, what's your view on anti-malaria prophylactics?
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:30
I dont think wearing a condom will prevent Malaria!
By:
everythings gone green
When: 20 Nov 09 13:32
1.01 landed :(
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:35
EGG- but if you dont want a wonohwon answer- always take care with anti malarial drugs , some have a nast reaction for the human as well as the mosquito!
By:
everythings gone green
When: 20 Nov 09 13:37
So I have been reading. I'm gonna avoid Larium like the plague.

Edging towards doxycycline.
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:40
Doxy can be used as an antibiotic. Some side effects are worse than Larium.

I would test them befopre going abroad!
By:
everythings gone green
When: 20 Nov 09 13:41
Hmm.... good idea, cheers.
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:45
See EGG- I am able to give good advice as well as joke around!
By:
orioles
When: 20 Nov 09 13:47
Equatorial Skegness (nap)
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 13:48
Is that anywhere near Equatorial 70Guineasplease?
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 20 Nov 09 14:04
Dear Dr Slicer. In the week i dreamt I was a Marquee and then last night I dreamt I was a Wig Wam. What's that all about?
By:
everythings gone green
When: 20 Nov 09 14:06
That's life buoy.
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 14:06
Take some Valium- you are too tense!
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 20 Nov 09 14:07
Ta :)
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 14:08
. :)

And if you have any dreams about curtains- pull yourself together!
By:
CUPRA
When: 20 Nov 09 14:09
Dr Dr, I have a steering wheel down the front of my trousers.
By:
Slicer
When: 20 Nov 09 14:12
Do not put your hands down your trousers to remove it or people might think you are having a taxi rank!
By:
Big Charlie
When: 20 Nov 09 16:39
SURGERY CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
By:
cooperman
When: 19 Aug 17 08:28
Sad
By:
trilby22
When: 19 Aug 17 10:51

Nov 20, 2009 -- 8:09AM, CUPRA wrote:


Dr Dr, I have a steering wheel down the front of my trousers.


Must be driving you nuts mate.

By:
cooperman
When: 19 Aug 17 11:08
Dr. Dr. I've got terrible wind, can you give me something?
By:
Foinavon
When: 19 Aug 17 11:14
Here's a kite.
By:
Slicer
When: 19 Aug 17 12:49
Just noticed this thread being revived. Reminds me of the good old days on the forums!
By:
moisok
When: 19 Aug 17 18:42
Is it private or Nhs dear Doctor?
By:
Foinavon
When: 19 Aug 17 19:00
Dr Dr, there's a pink cricket ball stuck up my @rse!

How's that?

Oh no, don't you start.
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