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kingfisher 23 19 Nov 22:12
are you sure you want to call me a LIAR? Isnt that slander, see you in Strasbourg. Yes, can I bring my favourite Matchball along? |
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:D
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pretend fights with my nephews
fish and ***** england wnning at sport |
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fights with my nephews
fish and ***** pretend england wnning at sport |
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^
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In bed with someone all day feels like nothing else in the world matters, only time i ever get that feeling.
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KICKING THE F@CK OUT OF KIDDY FIDDLERS
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Warm Mars Bar sticking to the roof of your mouth.
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laughing at morons who think they are kickin the shyt out of a kiddie fiddler but then get arrested for attacking a peadiatrician
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kingfisher 23 19 Nov 22:25
In bed with someone all day feels like nothing else in the world matters, only time i ever get that feeling. gets boring 15mins after you wake up with her, depends how sleepy you are, but if theres a pint waiting for you at some bar, easy to run away from the bed |
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is that deep fried orioles?
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womens soft skin, will never be beaten surely.
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women are no better too, if theres a sales on and theres a queue, they'd sure as hell run away from you for that!
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ken poon 19 Nov 22:29
KICKING THE F@CK OUT OF KIDDY FIDDLERS At least they dont speed when driving past schools....... |
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Punter id rather stay in bed all day with a woman that stand in a bar with a pint mate.
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actually Kingifsher, I think I sussed you out
if you appaear starry eyed with any women you meet, they hate that if you meet a woman, you need to be like "you work for me as well as I have to work to get you" make it it's 50/50, don't be all lovey dovey |
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I was on detachment at some RAF station many years ago and I went to the bog for a sh!te...during the course of my dump I noticed a square panel of wood that was loose on the back wall....further investigation revealed a sizeable stash of p0rn hidden behind it...that was particularly satisfying.
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How fecked in the head do you have to be to take a question about nice things and have your first thought be about beating up paedos? Typing it in capitals just helps add to that escaped mental patient look.
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Do you want to lend my big stick Punter to fight off the females :D
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LF you never fail to make me laugh, superb stuff :)
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investigation revealed a sizeable stash of p0rn hidden behind it
Given the location that might well have contained the most varied amount of various bodily function stains ever seen on one document. |
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I have a feeling, LF, our hero would struggle to knock the skin off a rice pudding.
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how can I lend a big stick? unless it's mine?
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very simple english
lend or borrow why can't English people distinguish it? |
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if you borrow me a grammer buk my bird says she will learn me english.
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maybe im worthless Punter.
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am aff for the night
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ladycakes yoou dont dream about**ing do you?
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did you mean honking
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when you lick a woman's ** for the first time
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Im off to bed.
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