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Tea Towel
19 Nov 09 13:08
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A man to himself or a woman to a man
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Report Splicer Keats • November 19, 2009 1:10 PM GMT
Prefer the wife does it myself, working class hands can be a little rough ;)
Report Capt__F • November 19, 2009 1:11 PM GMT
Henry
Report DublinSlim1 • November 19, 2009 1:16 PM GMT
:D :(
Report budapest • November 19, 2009 1:18 PM GMT
depends
Report blackburn1 • November 19, 2009 1:23 PM GMT
A man to a man?
Report budapest • November 19, 2009 1:43 PM GMT
that option was not given
Report The Magic Flea • November 19, 2009 1:43 PM GMT
how's the daughter?
Report uncle monty • November 19, 2009 1:44 PM GMT
is this one of those threads. 'thinly veiled a woman hasn't given me a HJ ye't?
Report budapest • November 19, 2009 2:03 PM GMT
who s daughter
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • November 19, 2009 2:08 PM GMT
best to sit on your hand for 5 minutes until it becomes numb.
Then you can give yourself one but it feels like someone else is doing it.
Report budapest • November 19, 2009 4:44 PM GMT
varies from woman to woman
Report Andy Murray • November 19, 2009 4:45 PM GMT
me
Report Live Forever • November 19, 2009 4:47 PM GMT
Tea Towel's daughter is a lady of the wrist par excellence and of some repute, if I recall correctly.

(Well, actually, he just imagined this in order to beat one off to, but, hey, let's run with it)
Report HRH The Lager Khan • November 19, 2009 5:15 PM GMT
Is this "H' from Steps?
Report lmfao • November 19, 2009 5:17 PM GMT
Marigold
Report evski • November 19, 2009 5:22 PM GMT

HH Sultan Vinegar 19 Nov 15:08
best to sit on your hand for 5 minutes until it becomes numb.
Then you can give yourself one but it feels like someone else is doing it.


people should stop peddling this lie. I wasted 10 minutes and gave myself a deadarm trying this, only to realise that it is impossible to grip one's donga with a dead arm.
Report lmfao • November 19, 2009 5:23 PM GMT
you tie it on first
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