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Tea Towel
19 Nov 09 13:08
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A man to himself or a woman to a man

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By:
Splicer Keats
When: 19 Nov 09 13:10
Prefer the wife does it myself, working class hands can be a little rough ;)
By:
Capt__F
When: 19 Nov 09 13:11
Henry
By:
DublinSlim1
When: 19 Nov 09 13:16
:D :(
By:
budapest
When: 19 Nov 09 13:18
depends
By:
blackburn1
When: 19 Nov 09 13:23
A man to a man?
By:
budapest
When: 19 Nov 09 13:43
that option was not given
By:
The Magic Flea
When: 19 Nov 09 13:43
how's the daughter?
By:
uncle monty
When: 19 Nov 09 13:44
is this one of those threads. 'thinly veiled a woman hasn't given me a HJ ye't?
By:
budapest
When: 19 Nov 09 14:03
who s daughter
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 19 Nov 09 14:08
best to sit on your hand for 5 minutes until it becomes numb.
Then you can give yourself one but it feels like someone else is doing it.
By:
budapest
When: 19 Nov 09 16:44
varies from woman to woman
By:
Andy Murray
When: 19 Nov 09 16:45
me
By:
Live Forever
When: 19 Nov 09 16:47
Tea Towel's daughter is a lady of the wrist par excellence and of some repute, if I recall correctly.

(Well, actually, he just imagined this in order to beat one off to, but, hey, let's run with it)
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 19 Nov 09 17:15
Is this "H' from Steps?
By:
lmfao
When: 19 Nov 09 17:17
Marigold
By:
evski
When: 19 Nov 09 17:22

HH Sultan Vinegar 19 Nov 15:08
best to sit on your hand for 5 minutes until it becomes numb.
Then you can give yourself one but it feels like someone else is doing it.


people should stop peddling this lie. I wasted 10 minutes and gave myself a deadarm trying this, only to realise that it is impossible to grip one's donga with a dead arm.
By:
lmfao
When: 19 Nov 09 17:23
you tie it on first
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