How do you answer the telephone?

I say 'Yeah?' - Have been told it's ignorant but i'm not changing.

do you wear high heels?

Hvae been known to answer the phone with "what?"

either a homer simpson style...yyyyyyyyello...or if im in a mood then...no i dont want to **ing switch to a different phone/gas/electricity supplier and i dont want new double glazing

sometimes i just keep saying hello. the other person thinks i cant hear them so they keep saying hello too. oh the hilarity of it all.

Battersea dog s home?

With caller display being the norm and I know the caller I usually answer by saying 'What do you want - I'm busy' or words to that effect. If it's some number I don't know them a simple 'Hello' is all they get.

i do that also cunny, lol

a hioy hioy

When i say "hello" I like start the pitch low then raise the pitch of my voice quiet significantly at the end and make it go on a bit at the end so it`s :-)

iv also done the , this is a murder scene, im detective luckybugger, whats your name and whats your relationship with the deceased.

what about "Wutchya" .i don`t know whether it`s used much these days?

how about saying...like...hellooooooooooooooo

HERE WE **IN GO AGAIN. WHAT DO YOU WANT

" Hiya" seems quiet popular

cunnybobbler 19 Nov 00:59


either a homer simpson style...yyyyyyyyello

I also use that classic

Sometimes if I am in a more serious mood it is just ...

London

hiya, is that with a floppy wrist.

"Alright"

naked

leave it out

sometimes i do leave it out, yes

:-)

i sometimes go completely wild and say...the time sponsored by accurist will be...10...23...precisely...beep...beep...beep...

My last name rhymes with Service so I used to answer like 'Bert Perchase at your Service'

hit paydirt with K Dirt, surely is the only feasible opening gambit on a phone conversation???

that or let them make the 1st move so you still have the option of hanging up :D

"Hello" is my main answer to most calls I don't recognise however when I do recognise one I often answer with "Speak" ...try it :)

a grunt usually

what do you want....in a surly manner.

Good morning/afternoon/evening (as appropriate).

FFS, am I the only Englishman on here?

Hereford 456, Hadlee.

For a really patronising conversation, try answering and referring to yourself in the 3rd person. E.g. 'Jack Baeur, speak to me!' and then sign off with something very condesending like 'keep smiling' :)

Bamboo 19 Nov 01:01
Battersea dogs home

I didn't even know he'd been away.

Aspro 19 Nov 11:44
"Hello" is my main answer to most calls I don't recognise however when I do recognise one I often answer with "Speak" ...try it

How come I get 'geezer' ?

Hello

Hillside crematorium
you killl 'em
we grill 'em

Similar to the bro in law

Romford mortuary
you stab 'em
we slab 'em

Your through to David at ****** can i take your user id or account number please.

How come I get 'geezer' ?

Cos you're unique BC

London Necrophilia centre. You toast them, we roast them!