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I sometimes say for a bit of a laugh like"Hi, It`s me here is that you?" or sometimes if i might just say "What" which can be amusing aswell.
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I say 'Yeah?' - Have been told it's ignorant but i'm not changing.
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do you wear high heels?
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Hvae been known to answer the phone with "what?"
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either a homer simpson style...yyyyyyyyello...or if im in a mood then...no i dont want to **ing switch to a different phone/gas/electricity supplier and i dont want new double glazing
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sometimes i just keep saying hello. the other person thinks i cant hear them so they keep saying hello too. oh the hilarity of it all.
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Battersea dog s home?
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With caller display being the norm and I know the caller I usually answer by saying 'What do you want - I'm busy' or words to that effect. If it's some number I don't know them a simple 'Hello' is all they get.
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i do that also cunny, lol
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a hioy hioy
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When i say "hello" I like start the pitch low then raise the pitch of my voice quiet significantly at the end and make it go on a bit at the end so it`s :-)
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iv also done the , this is a murder scene, im detective luckybugger, whats your name and whats your relationship with the deceased.
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what about "Wutchya" .i don`t know whether it`s used much these days?
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how about saying...like...hellooooooooooooooo
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HERE WE **IN GO AGAIN. WHAT DO YOU WANT
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" Hiya" seems quiet popular
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cunnybobbler 19 Nov 00:59
either a homer simpson style...yyyyyyyyello I also use that classic Sometimes if I am in a more serious mood it is just ... London |
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hiya, is that with a floppy wrist.
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"Alright"
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naked
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leave it out
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sometimes i do leave it out, yes
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:-)
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i sometimes go completely wild and say...the time sponsored by accurist will be...10...23...precisely...beep...beep...beep...
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My last name rhymes with Service so I used to answer like 'Bert Perchase at your Service'
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hit paydirt with K Dirt, surely is the only feasible opening gambit on a phone conversation???
that or let them make the 1st move so you still have the option of hanging up :D |
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"Hello" is my main answer to most calls I don't recognise however when I do recognise one I often answer with "Speak" ...try it :)
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a grunt usually
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what do you want....in a surly manner.
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Good morning/afternoon/evening (as appropriate).
FFS, am I the only Englishman on here? |
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Hereford 456, Hadlee.
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For a really patronising conversation, try answering and referring to yourself in the 3rd person. E.g. 'Jack Baeur, speak to me!' and then sign off with something very condesending like 'keep smiling' :)
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Bamboo 19 Nov 01:01
Battersea dogs home I didn't even know he'd been away. |
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Aspro 19 Nov 11:44
"Hello" is my main answer to most calls I don't recognise however when I do recognise one I often answer with "Speak" ...try it How come I get 'geezer' ? |
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Hello
Hillside crematorium you killl 'em we grill 'em |
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Similar to the bro in law
Romford mortuary you stab 'em we slab 'em |
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Your through to David at ****** can i take your user id or account number please.
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How come I get 'geezer' ?
Cos you're unique BC |
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London Necrophilia centre. You toast them, we roast them!
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