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You talking to their best friend.
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18. Having bigger t!ts than her.
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they dont like men who tell the truth
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lmao god are all of you women haters
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If you can't make them laugh, and at least occasionally get them a bit squelchy downstairs then you are doomed!
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I find hiding the Tena lady helps with the last bit.
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:^0
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i love women Lady :)
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Knocking on bedroom floor with a walking stick if I'm having a lie in and need a cuppa always seems to get a negative response, although I occasionally ring her if my mobile's to hand.
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our natural superiority
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stopping in the middle of sex and walking out of the room, doesnt go down well.
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no need to walk- just fall asleep
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Fall asleep half way through i wouldnt dare try that one.
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My missus expected our relationship to be straight out of a Mills & Boon book. Sadly very disappointed
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Other men
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The Attractive Girls Union are very hard to please, best to go for ugly ones
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/attractive_girls_union_refuses_to |
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HRH The Lager Khan 18 Nov 15:25
If you can't make them laugh, and at least occasionally get them a bit squelchy downstairs then you are doomed! As usual, your highness, you have hit the nail on the head. Although I wish you could have been a bit more romantic than 'a bit squelchy downstairs' ! Over three years on here and this is the first time I have seen a man combine my two favourite things. Men do not seem to realise that if a woman's vagina is not wet then they are almost certainly not turned on, no matter what noises they make. |
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Men do not seem to realise that if a woman's vagina is not wet then they are almost certainly not turned on, no matter what noises they make
or simply dont care ;) brilliantly blunt post btw, made me lol so it did |
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I am walking a tightrope between nervous terror and heightened arousal after reading that, it's quite nice ;)
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I think you should be the chit chat's agony aunt, your highness. You are almost the only man on here who understands women.
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Oh gawd.
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Agony Aunt - holy crap! I am the last person people should look to for advice, especially on women. As I write this I can see a sniper in the tree outside sent by my last girlfriend.
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Nope, that's me and it's not you I'm aiming at.
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At least that's something, but the way my luck is going you'll miss the intended target and shoot me in the arse.
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Fortunately for you, I have a steady hand.
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Splendid. Are you good at darts?
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I'm a truck driver. Of course I'm good at darts.
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Well it's no wonder your back is playing up if you are cooped up all day in a cab, eating Ginsters pies and dreaming of being Phil Taylor
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What about a massive, hairy mole, covering half of his torso, shaped like Munch's Scream.
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ffs
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I've learned to my cost women hate the word 'fine' (as in not great but not bad)
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