Say this to women and pull easy ....

lmao i would laugh in a guys face if he dared use that much cheesyness!!

...and then u'd sh@g him when u realised he had a fat wallet

why would a guy say all that to another guy, unless he was gay?

I'd imagine she'd be asking me how I am getting on with my A level English Literature?

lol yes i agree punter , and i never go after a man for money , i believe in equal opps me

"Get your coat - you've pulled" is sufficient imo

How about"Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven" Ladycakes?

indeed yea ladycakes, you always know that ladies that type on the betfair forum are crackers, as in looks, not mind

:)

lmao punter , and yes liek the stairway to heaven one , but if a man is confident enough he dnt need to use chat up lines!!

What about "How do you like your eggs first thing in the morning? Scrambled? Poached? Fertilised?"

lmao hrh never heard that one

HRH The Lager Khan 17 Nov 21:55
What about "How do you like your eggs first thing in the morning? Scrambled? Poached? Fertilised?"

"or just the white bit?"

Do you believe in love at first sight?



or should i try walking past again ;)

and they get worse lol

I always found "Hello" and a smile was the best option, though I must confess, I've never tried any of these pickup lines.

haha kf :x

evening Greggs i trust your well.

something isnt right between me and the roofer. grrr

dunno what to say to that.

"Are you an archaeologist? 'Cos I've just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it."

that's probably might have something to do with him having a pee in the pub in front of the bar thinking there's nothing wrong?

its you

wiggle your pointer finger at them as if to say come here and when they come over say " if i can make you come with 1 little finger just think what i can make you do with all 5"

lmao snooch love it

what if they don't come over?

Old Gregg's Designer Mangina 17 Nov 22:11


its you

?????

that she loves????

ladycakes69 17 Nov 21:46


lol yes i agree punter , and i never go after a man for money , i believe in equal opps me

common belief in the trucking industry well played.

oi shut it u

not many women think like that Lady.

what about equal opps ? i would never expect a man to even pay for a night out , im all for going halves

very nice thing to do lady.

ladycakes, kingfisher meant most women would go for both i.e. man with a fat wallet and equal opportunity

I'm more than happy to pay for dinner if she makes me a bacon sandwich for breakfast to keep my strength up ;)

All hypothetical as i never have any luck anyway.

you said not long ago kingfisher that you could get any bird you wanted but just not the one you really wanted?

Did you just Fart cos you blew me away

Did you know i am a good swimmer?
Let me show you my BREAST stroke

never said i can get any woman, i can get women but i want to settle down and have kids not go out drinking every weekend.

"You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me"

Say to her "What winks and makes love like a Tiger"
Proceed to wink at her

WALOFS

SNOOCH 17 Nov 22:12
wiggle your pointer finger at them as if to say come here and when they come over say " if i can make you come with 1 little finger just think what i can make you do with all 5"


LOL what an error! :^0

What about 'Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight'.

ladycakes69 17 Nov 22:24
what about equal opps ? i would never expect a man to even pay for a night out , im all for going halves

_____________-

yep ,totally agreed on going halves.

i took this really fat bird out for dinner last week at the wimpy .

cost me over £230

  Fancy a meal darling!

"Can love be this simple as to steal my heart so easy without remorse, cry no more can i cause it has removed my soul and given it to you. "
Not a woman but this makes no sense ...? I see it's been dredged up from the ends of time but!

Best chat up line I've seen was ... a bird buying me Cider and sticking it in my face then commenting how sexy my arse was. THAT people, is class.

Do you know the way to Oldham (hold em), i'll show you

When you go to sleep do you lie on your belly, no ? can ?