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17 Nov 09
20:43
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Can love be this simple as to steal my heart so easy without remorse, cry no more can i cause it has removed my soul and given it to you.
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lmao i would laugh in a guys face if he dared use that much cheesyness!!
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...and then u'd sh@g him when u realised he had a fat wallet
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why would a guy say all that to another guy, unless he was gay?
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I'd imagine she'd be asking me how I am getting on with my A level English Literature?
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lol yes i agree punter , and i never go after a man for money , i believe in equal opps me
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"Get your coat - you've pulled" is sufficient imo
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How about"Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven" Ladycakes?
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indeed yea ladycakes, you always know that ladies that type on the betfair forum are crackers, as in looks, not mind
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lmao punter , and yes liek the stairway to heaven one , but if a man is confident enough he dnt need to use chat up lines!!
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What about "How do you like your eggs first thing in the morning? Scrambled? Poached? Fertilised?"
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lmao hrh never heard that one
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HRH The Lager Khan 17 Nov 21:55
What about "How do you like your eggs first thing in the morning? Scrambled? Poached? Fertilised?" "or just the white bit?" |
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Do you believe in love at first sight?
or should i try walking past again ;) |
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and they get worse lol
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I always found "Hello" and a smile was the best option, though I must confess, I've never tried any of these pickup lines.
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haha kf :x
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evening Greggs i trust your well.
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something isnt right between me and the roofer. grrr
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dunno what to say to that.
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"Are you an archaeologist? 'Cos I've just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it."
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that's probably might have something to do with him having a pee in the pub in front of the bar thinking there's nothing wrong?
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its you
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wiggle your pointer finger at them as if to say come here and when they come over say " if i can make you come with 1 little finger just think what i can make you do with all 5"
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lmao snooch love it
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what if they don't come over?
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Old Gregg's Designer Mangina 17 Nov 22:11
its you ????? |
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that she loves????
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ladycakes69 17 Nov 21:46
lol yes i agree punter , and i never go after a man for money , i believe in equal opps me common belief in the trucking industry well played. |
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oi shut it u
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not many women think like that Lady.
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what about equal opps ? i would never expect a man to even pay for a night out , im all for going halves
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very nice thing to do lady.
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ladycakes, kingfisher meant most women would go for both i.e. man with a fat wallet and equal opportunity
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I'm more than happy to pay for dinner if she makes me a bacon sandwich for breakfast to keep my strength up ;)
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All hypothetical as i never have any luck anyway.
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you said not long ago kingfisher that you could get any bird you wanted but just not the one you really wanted?
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Did you just Fart cos you blew me away
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Did you know i am a good swimmer?
Let me show you my BREAST stroke |
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never said i can get any woman, i can get women but i want to settle down and have kids not go out drinking every weekend.
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