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"You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me"
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Say to her "What winks and makes love like a Tiger"
Proceed to wink at her |
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WALOFS
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SNOOCH 17 Nov 22:12
wiggle your pointer finger at them as if to say come here and when they come over say " if i can make you come with 1 little finger just think what i can make you do with all 5" LOL what an error! :^0 |
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What about 'Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight'.
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ladycakes69 17 Nov 22:24
what about equal opps ? i would never expect a man to even pay for a night out , im all for going halves _____________- yep ,totally agreed on going halves. i took this really fat bird out for dinner last week at the wimpy . cost me over £230 |
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Fancy a meal darling! |
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"Can love be this simple as to steal my heart so easy without remorse, cry no more can i cause it has removed my soul and given it to you. "
Not a woman but this makes no sense ...? I see it's been dredged up from the ends of time but! Best chat up line I've seen was ... a bird buying me Cider and sticking it in my face then commenting how sexy my arse was. THAT people, is class. |
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Do you know the way to Oldham (hold em), i'll show you
When you go to sleep do you lie on your belly, no ? can ? |