|
By:
**Macarthur (NAP)
|
|
By:
good picl levationa -the **ing basterds
|
|
By:
Martin Offiah
|
|
By:
Tiger Woods. Imagine if he hadnt been able to hit a dimpled ball into a hole with a bit of iron.
|
|
By:
The spanish bloke who won the 1500m in the Barcelona Olympics. Didnt half the field trip over themselves and he did a Foinavan job.
|
|
By:
on that note, Foinavon should be in here :D
|
|
By:
England 1966
|
|
By:
Paul Lawrie
|
|
By:
Steven Bradbury
|
|
By:
Audley harrison
|
|
By:
Garry Herbert - won gold in Barcelona for steering a boat, then blubbed.
|
|
By:
British Football is stuffed to the gills with Professional Chancers. A huge percentage of them would probably be in jail without football, and certainly otherwise unemployable. It is hard to single out just one name from a rich seam of non-talent.
The chap I have in mind though even now has enough friends in the imbecile British Media to put his name forward for various management jobs. I believe these days he is reduced to the occasional punditry job, despite having been publicly disgraced in the courts for his various business, erm, mishaps. My hands would probably drop off in protest were I to type his name, so let's just call him 'Dagenham Dave'. |
|
By:
Richard Dunn
British boxer fought Ali in 1976 |
|
By:
Nikolai Valuev
West Ham FC Fraudley Harrison Richard Pitman |
|
By:
Ashley Giles is an excellent call.
A man so utterly devoid of talent he wouldn't make our village team. He is now, variously, Warwickshire's director of cricket, the official spin coach in the England Performance Programme (are you **ing kidding?) and a national selector. Now you REALLY couldn't make that lot up :| |
|
By:
Best coach in the world for teaching the one that goes straight on with the arm.
|
|
By:
Geoff Boycott wouldn't have got a cap if I was selecting. Not that he couldn't get runs, but he was incapable of playing for a team.
|
|
By:
steven gerrard
|
|
By:
Frank Bruno, for sure!
|
|
By:
eddy the eagle
|
|
By:
Stephan guivach (pardon spelling)
Frances world cup winning non goal scorer in 98 |
|
By:
Paulo Wanchope.
|
|
By:
BigglesFlysUndun 17 Nov 11:35
Richard Dunn British boxer fought Ali in 1976 got up from the canvas more times than winners i've backed on here |
|
By:
Lucas Leiva.
If he wasnt Brazilian he'd be playing for the Galway Utd B Team. |
|
By:
Vincent Jones.
Crap footballer, crap actor, and a piece of crap. |
|
By:
another vote for Steven Bradbury here
have a look if you don't remember: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQMJtilOGg |
|
By:
And I wouldn't think Michael Hills would be let anywhere near even a hobby horse if it wasn't for his father.
|
|
By:
John Parrott
|
|
By:
Robert Rosario - Non-scoring forward
Ramon Vega - Non-defending defender Viv Marks - Non-spinning spinner. Botham needed someone to carry his drinks around, hence Vic got selected David Capel - equally useless with both bat and ball yet played for England as an all-rounder (see also Derek Pringle, Ronnie Irani and various other 'new Bothams') Judy Oakes - Tavelled the world with the GB athletics team to consistently fail to qualify for the final of shot-put competitions at various Commonwealth, World and Olympic games Gary Hind - Most Journeyman of journeyman jockeys. He thought he looked like Ronan Keating; he certainly rode like him. Johnny Dumfries - That would be Lord Dumfries then. I wonder how this multi-millionaire managed to get a season of F1 rides? Was replaced at Lotus by Satoru Nakajima, another chancer who got the gig because he was Japanese and Lotus had just switched to Honda engines and they had Senna as their main driver to deflect attention away from these pair of herberts. |
|
By:
anywon mentioned Mr Beckham yet?
|
|
By:
amir khan 1 bat willy
|
|
By:
Kim Collins - won world Gold in slowest time in decades
|
|
By:
Bob Champion... oh, hang on
|
|
By:
The Bradford boxer Richard Dunn
|
|
By:
Tony "My grandad is Irish" Cascarino a shocking omission.
|