In bed last night i called my girlfriend a slapper .....

slap me more

Ur a**t ?

how did you know that, and who told you

Nothing - she had 3 other**s in her mouth at the time

You're in the wrong house fatty, you live next door with your mum.?

is it in yet?

The answer is:

She said "you can p1ss off and take your mates with you"

get off the phone ewe koooont im working

what was she wearing , tiny mini skirt, high heels and see through top ;) i thought most would wear nothing.

Youve got 5 minutes of your hour left ?

Complete guess, "The X factor starts in a few minutes, get on with it."

she said "I am HIV+."

She said "you can p1ss off and take your mates with you"

Here's a tip. When you have an anecdote, have a point to it. Make it mildly interesting to the reader.

Amazed she never said 'get lost you boring sod, and take your mate with you.'

Sorry, i'll leave all of the entertainment to your expertise in future.
I'm out of this forum, bye.

If only

Charwell, are u on the rag ?

She said " Shall i compare thee to summers day, thou art more temperate and more beautiful, now p1ss off and take your mates with you Romeo".