Alan Brazil TALK SPORT

"TALK FOOTBALL" is a terrible radio station.

Speaks volumes about you that you listen to it. IMO

No offense.

It's in fact called "Talk Premiership Football"

soon to be renamed "talk top 4 teams in the premiership football".

They just need a bit more advertising revenue from white van men talking with thick**ney accents selling cabbages products to afford the official name change.

:^0

Alan Brazil drinking. :0

I like Brazil, open and honest and a good presenter.

Brazil is ok but its a rancid station for the reasons already stated

I Listen to it, but i can't have Goughie and the other bloke he works with..Rather listen to my indicators clicking

Don't worry about that

Talking to Gary Bushell, who was at a Bob Monkhouse Tribute Dinner, he asked 'So, er, Gary. How is Bob's health these days?'. Confused with the question Gary Bushell replied 'Well Alan, he died. That's what the tribute dinner is for' and then Brazil, clearly embarrassed replies 'Well, I, er, heard two versions'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yixzJgWNBd8

Ronnie was taking the p1ss about his drinking when I changed CDs in the car at 8.30, that must have been the reason.

:^0 how many times is this now?

He starts work at 6am so he must just have an all night bender and turn up at the studio, there's no way you get get**ed till 2am go to bed, than get up for work at 6am

Will try and sort out the Audio from this morning lads

ttt

http://mickynwa.com/default.aspx

Theres a link to it on this page dated 12/11/09

Isnt the best but at certain points of this audio you cant hear Brazil and he sounds wrecked

bet he still talked more sense than Ronnie "a must admit" Irani and Darren "year in year out" Gough

He sounds off his face in the 2nd half of it :D

Good work SY

i have had few days off but just listened as i do in normally in the mornings, but Big Al sounds like its already cheltenham

:^0

Nice one Steptoes, good stuff.

Poor Moose. lol

He was very rough on moose.

"get barry on the phone now"

"Its 6.15 in the morning al" :D

He is not a plesant bloke Brazil his dodgy horse racing club left some in trouble.

Didn't know about that.

I know Parrott and Ebdon were responsible for punters being fleeced some years ago

Mind you Steptoes, moose is as thick as pig**.

p ig siht

He seems to be the singer in The Goombay Dance Band and now you want to put me in the ambulance, but I don't want to go in the ambulance

Talksport community forum is excellent site for all the unofficial news and gossip about talksport

Brazil is still 10x better than those smug t0ssers o 5 live

drink driver who hasnt learnt one lesson

moose gets his news from the sun and always throws in a wet sham story.

I dont mind the guy as i realise the station is trash but i cannot think of weaker news/sports report around ??

the other weak he went on about the world series in baseball ffs

he sounds like that most days ffs!

was clearly hammered this morning

rolling back to a few years ago when he just used to leave the mr straight beeky to steer the ship

anyway irani makes beeky look like jimmy young to be fair

I thought it was a wind up when i first listened to it.

I do listen to talksport for an hour on the weigh to work every day.

the last time i heard brazil sound like that it twas march.

jesus didnt hear it until ronnie was ad libing on his own this morning

sounds like big al got sent to have a nap in the canteen

Arani was above average in that clip, the cynic might say that he was digging.

Good effort by Ronni thou

take it ronnie gave it the old bad back/bad throat line after the news then?

Yep mentioned it briefly that al wasnt feeling too great.

Like the bit at the end where hes going on about the moose trying to get barry(fry) to sack phil brown.

Was just completely confused

still better than five live with nicki cambell and the pug ugly scouse bint.

totally agree.

without the pc brigade (& the members who have lost money in his ventures ) he is a very good host of a show

Hawksbee & Jacobs is the best show on radio bar none.

Gorgeous George is No.2 - the rest is unlistenable.

Clips of the week is good stuff

Ekbalco 12 Nov 23:32
Hawksbee & Jacobs is the best show on radio bar none.

:^0

Try listening to Danny Baker for five minutes and you might change your mind...

Hawksbee and Jacobs are just plain dull. They just laugh at each others crap jokelets all show.

Galloway is great.

Not many Adrian "hang on a minute" Durham fans posting imo

say what you like about Durham,and he does have some silly debates but he does have a good knowledge of games in the past,Alan Green anyone

Alan Brazil = compleate ** hope this helps.

Just hang on churchill, just hang on for one minute. He baits up one of hawksbee and jacobs for fun

Two versions... I heard two different versions...

Baker doing the same schtick he was doing 10 years ago.No freshness to his work.

As opposed to Hawksbee and Jacobs, who are radio innovators :^0

Correct - Hawksbee is one of the funniest writers in Britain atm.

THE MOTHER OF ALL TALKSHOWS

Mike Graham should be on 24/7

Danny Baker is arguably the best radio broadcaster in the UK, and has been for many years.

Hawksbee works for an awful radio station, is a former editor of a football magazine that went títs-up, and contributes to Harry Hill's half-decent TV show.

MORNING

MARNING ;)

Ekbalco 13 Nov 00:15
Correct - Hawksbee is one of the funniest writers in Britain atm.

Hi Paul - did not know you had a betfair account :0

danny baker is now arguably copying h and j

listened on saturday and his subjects were all stuff h and j have/had done years ago


i would happily admit h and j copied baker originally as they admitted at the time.


no brazil this morning!

Durham or me - a nakedly transparent wind-up artist, but he can sometimes rile people up a treat

but yes, the hole station is garbage

lol

"move on you idiot"

p1ssed as a fart

Max and Paddy 13 Nov 00:21
Danny Baker is arguably the best radio broadcaster in the UK, and has been for many years.

Totally agree, his afternoon show on BBC London is utterly brilliant.

Just listened to the clip and this "moose" character sounds like a 12yr old schoolboy...squeaky slurry and almost incomprehensible

Baker is good, and so is Vanessa Feltz. But Robert Elms, despite being a coco shunter, is the King of BBC London.

I like green is 100% correct in his character reference of the man Brazil

Anyone who has a good word to say about Brazil loses all credibility in my eyes. Incredibly limited broadcaster, a big "I am" and as odious in person as you'd expect from his bullying on air persona. Wouldn't know a thoroughbred from a pit pony either.

correct

Danny Kelly is the best presenter on Talksport. Has a very good knowledge of football (for a sp*rs fan) and can talk both seriously and have a laugh.

i wonder if alan brazil and george galloway ever run into one another at talksport towers

2 big scottish egos there

is there an official story as to why he was off today?

danny kelly is the best dont mind townsend and parry either. LAst sat i was driving and heard jason cundy and some guy on and that was actually pretty funny

I used to love Baker. Well ahead of his time and unique in football radio. Easily the best thing around. I've tried to listen to his 5 live stuff recently though and I can't get into it.

I do like Hawksbee and Jacobs though and I'm not bored of them after years and years.

Kelly, who played second fiddle to Baker for a long time, shows much more variety in his shows too and, to be honest, I'd much rather listen to him than Baker now. And there was a time that I wouldn't believe that I'd say that.

LAst sat i was driving and heard jason cundy and some guy on and that was actually pretty funny

No, no and thrice no, imo.

They are awful imo

Is Danny Baker still microwaving eggs, Seems to do the same 15 shows, same wacky fings, then moves on to a new station to repeat it all.

it made me laugh live forever. Although it was first time ive heard them, a couple of the callers actually made the show

the worst is collymore. Every time i hear him he has some crackpot idea and anyone who doesnt agree with him is wrong, ignorant, etc etc

I love it when Brazil says 'Someone has offered me tickets for that' - big time Charlie albeit not a bad presenter

I like green 12 Nov 23:52


Alan Brazil = compleate ****** hope this helps

We all love a genius !!!!!!!!!

"i've never been"

lol

any word on mr brazil? is he back monday?

Will see what I can find out

Andy Goldstein & Jason Cundy show on Sat/Sun evening very good. I never liked Goldstein when he was on Soccer am, but he's good on the radio.

H&G still worth listening to. But by far the worse is the thick as mince Darren Gough, totally woefull.Closely followed by Irani of course. As for Brazil horrible bully.

Does his funny morning drinking mate Henk Potts still come on?

YEP

In his book he is very sancimonuious about only ever drinking wine , champers and beer.. perhaps a few vods and diet coke and he wouldnt be such a hippo

Oddly Brazil is a very competent presenter(as these things go) he's lived agood life is well paid,likes and owns horses,likes a drink and seems dare i say it a Bon Viveur of some standing.

He's had a decent pro carreer and as ex sportman go he's done pretty well really.

Agree about Darren Gough..how thick is he??

ok alan

best station on the radio thats y u lot cant stop talkin about it

absent this morning as well.

suspended?

best station on the radio thats y u lot cant stop talkin about it

You've listened to every UK radio station have you? For white van drivers who read the Daily Star and prefer to be spoon fed their sport and current affrairs news then Talk**e probably is the best station on the radio.

GASHWAN 16 Nov 10:13
absent this morning as well.

suspended?

no,he was there,he asked Kevin Moran whether he was going to ROIs game with France this week in Dublin,to which Moran said whats the point when the games in Paris... so I guess he s still pi$$ed from last week :^0

Station bombed when they got rid of Whaley and at best it is mediocre now.

Mighty Whites 2008 13 Nov 19:23

the worst is collymore. Every time i hear him he has some crackpot idea and anyone who doesnt agree with him is wrong, ignorant, etc etc

Couldn't agree more. Last season, when he was sidekick to Danny Kelly, talking on subjects Kelly initiated, it was a good show. He surprised me with how well he could talk on various matters, but now he seems to be the one charged with coming up with the issues to discuss, he just thinks of something controversial and then slates anyone who doesn't agree with him. Makes the show unlistenable now.

The likes of Gough, Irani and Micky Quinn are just thick, but you can tell they're thick and almost allow them some leeway for it. Collymore is just a pig headed pr1ck

Yep, really gone down the toilet lately.

Quinn, Gough, Collymore, Irani just bore me. I seriously believe Collymore needs serious help. His bias towards Liverpool and Villa are a joke and his character assassinations on certain players have been nothing short of disgusting. Vile, vile 'man'.

Don't get me started on the stuttering clown Danny Kelly!

I miss listening to Towsend & Parry on the weekends, cant listen during the day to them. Although Mike Parry says some stupid things, he's harmless. I remember a couple of golden 'Parryisms' :

1. Horses should have wing mirrors.
2. F1 cars should have ejectors seats ( to be used just before crashing).

:)

I like Parry he comes up with some strange ideas but i think he and townsend dovetail well. Cant believe they have shunted Danny Kelly for Saggers and Collymore in the evenings

just listened to that..what a f#cking t#t that bloke is, and irani no better..sees the weaker bloke is being bullied and jumps onto the side of the bully..dispicable the pair of them, but especially brazil