A man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding

his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side, just glancing at her breast, then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs. He moves back towards the top and stops.
His wife gasps. "Wy have you stopped?"
He says ..."I`ve found the remote control. Go back to sleep you fat**