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i was driving yesterday morning and i saw one of those big lorries driving down the highstreet, that contained a well known brand of chocolate biscuits named after a black and white flightless bird.
i thought to myself (and laughed!) surely penguins only live in the antarctic...yet they were being driven in an artic!
any ideas how i can word this into a joke only it clearly has potential!?!
i thought to myself (and laughed!) surely penguins only live in the antarctic...yet they were being driven in an artic!
any ideas how i can word this into a joke only it clearly has potential!?!
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MC - This 'joke ' doesn't have potential , it's just a poor wordplay .
Having said that , write to the BBC and they will proberly offer you a contract to write a sitcom - thats what they did to the writers of My Family .
Having said that , write to the BBC and they will proberly offer you a contract to write a sitcom - thats what they did to the writers of My Family .
I'm trying to make up a joke out of the word Christmas. So far I've come up with Christ and Mass. Can anyone help me out?
Nuns are black and white flightless birds but they don't live in the antarctic or an artic..I think that could be another joke if worded right.
I've seen a well known brand of chocolate biscuits on an aeroplane too.
2 penguins sat in the arctic, one says to the other, can you smell diesel.
Two penguin lorry drivers heading south in the artic, one says to the other "wish we'd bought that sat nav".
A penguin and a seal were in the Artic when an artic truck pulled up.
A big Canadian got out....
AND CLUBBED THE LITTLE FECKERS TO DEATH!
A big Canadian got out....
AND CLUBBED THE LITTLE FECKERS TO DEATH!
Paddy & Murphy walking to town, a penguin artic lorry on side of the road, paddy asks murphy where do penguins live, murphy replied the antartic, paddy says..
... Fancy a holiday !!
... Fancy a holiday !!
2 penguins and a nun walking down the street, one penguin asks the nun what do you spend your days praying for, and the nun replies, ahh,men.
What do you call a penguin eating a penguin?
Penguin buscuits don't have a digetsive tract
Penguin buscuits don't have a digetsive tract
Biggest problem solving the original thread is that artic is an abrieviation for artiticulated lorry and the north pole is in the arctic with an extra 'c'
JUGADOR MEJOR 16 Nov 01:38
"artiticulated"
What a boob.
"artiticulated"
What a boob.
Biggest problem solving the original thread is that artic is an abrieviation for artiticulated lorry and the north pole is in the arctic with an extra 'c'
True, but the extra 'c' is silent. (Unless you work for the feminised BBC.)
True, but the extra 'c' is silent. (Unless you work for the feminised BBC.)
Fox - why do they call them Foxes glacier mints but have a polar bear as their logo?
Polar Bear - Because they're so cool and clear and minty.
Fox - Is that why Penguin biscuits are delivered in artics?
Polar Bear - no you daft cvnt.
Polar Bear - Because they're so cool and clear and minty.
Fox - Is that why Penguin biscuits are delivered in artics?
Polar Bear - no you daft cvnt.
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