When is it acceptable for a man to cry and when is it not?

i cry at sad films

Are you a gay?

I always shed a tear when the Queen comes on the telly. Don't know why tho, as I am no longer proud to be British :(

You may be able to get away with that TheCoat. Especially if you have been in the armed forces

Remembrance Day :(

canaryboy 14 Nov 18:35
i cry at sad films

The Wizard of Oz?

When you shut your chap in your zip

When being hit in the b0ll0cks by a football from point blank range :_|

When bouncer died

acceptable:

whilst chopping onions

not acceptable:

after sex
when england lose in the world cup
because you got a jumper for chirstmas instead of a new Scotty Cameron

no

wizard of oz wasn't sad

Which films have you blubbered at?

stories or situations were people have overcome or met adversity head on, inspirational stuff. not full blown crying but a choking lump in the throat.
cried when me parents died but all in all, Im not a cryer

It`s totally acceptable at anytime if a man lets his face leak

statman99 14 Nov 18:39
When bouncer died

pmsl. Up there with Brief Encounter.

I recently gave my sister away at her wedding, I shed a tear or two out of happiness for my sister and sadness at my father not being there.

Ask me if I care whether chit chat thinks that isn't acceptable..

Do you care whether chit chat thinks that isn't acceptable

Do you care if chit chat thinks that's acceptable?

:D

I think crying at greenmile is acceptable. Esp when renting it that year, I was expecting something like shawshank redemption.

Watching my parents little dog die in my mums arms was hard too.

NO

I couldn't care less!

Jesus wept

Yes I blubbered big style when I had to put my beloved dog down.

titanic was very sad

Acceptable - funerals & peeling onions. Unacceptable - all other times

unacceptable - when a p1ss head from Chit Chat smashes your priceless Ming vase

deaths, and that is it really.

Acceptable:

1) When they play Abide With Me before the FA cup final.
2) Major family disaster (in private only)

Unacceptable:

1) Any other situation whatsoever.

yeah i cried when jack dawson died

when you are sent to prison ,and are put in a cell with leroy,dwayne and a tube of ky jelly

someone breaking ya vase for some dicks

Flush that would definitely NOT be the time to cry! If you did you'd end up being the block b!tch once they had finished with you!

I hope your let out soon Flush.

Acceptable:
Death of close family members
Death of close friends
Death of Pet dog

Completely out of the question:
Any crying whatsoever on TV other than when one or more of the above three apply.

DaveEdwards 14 Nov 19:19
1) When they play Abide With Me before the FA cup final.

Cry !?!?!?!

If I had to sit through 90 minutes of football I'd be facking suicidal.

I cried when my first wife died in my arms.

I strangled the b1tch.

Splicer

where did you get to in todays placepot comp ?

i cry when i hear arcade fire's music, theyre the only band ever to have this effect on me, specially the song,tunnels.
other than that i have come close to tears when lenny henry appears on the tv

Well Big c, i went out to do mine, came back and watched the first, then noticed the thread, in other words i forgot, will play tomorrow, my memory is like an 80 year olds lately.

when it's convenient ;)

You can join in after the first race, it hapeens quite often when they have an early start in the winter.

Most horse players betfair brains don't function until after 1-00 p.m.

You watch tomorrows thread, and I go odds on that paranoidandroid and curious cat are among the last 5 to post, out of over 40.

Same in every competition, even Royal Ascot, and that starts at 2-30.

no prob big c, will post in morning, would have joined after first today if i knew.

Add when you get caught ball tampering in a Test Match

Unacceptable

When you are about to be butchered by ISIS scum
When you are faking it

Acceptable

All other occasions

I shed a tear when I stumbled across a dog visiting it's dying owner in hospital the other day. I did not dare to play the video.

*stumbled across a picture of.

pavaroti singing nessan dorma aria, from the opera Turandot, can get me going

I BLUBBER through sad films so much my wife has to tell me to "SHUT THE FXCK UP I CAN'T HEAR THE TV" also any time the Wallabies are in front in a test match or behind at full time or any time I see any kind of animal or vet show on TV.

Mar 31, 2018 -- 5:45AM, saddo wrote:

I shed a tear when I stumbled across a dog visiting it's dying owner in hospital the other day. I did not dare to play the video.

I saw that too, Saddo. I couldn't watch the video either. Lovely story but so sad

I take my dog to Fitzpatrick's Referrals (The Supervet) once month for his chemotherapy. I have unashamedly shed a few tears on more than one occasion when other owners are saying their final goodbye to their pet.

Over spilled milk:
Yes/No?

NOT:
When you have colluded into cheating /ball tampering  then lost yer job.

Horse beaten in a photo and you had a large bet antepost at 50/1 +

it is 100% not acceptable to cry if you lose a bet or lose money, that's childish behaviour

death of a family member or friend - totally fine

men should cry only when they are outside and they are alone and it is raining and preferably at nighttime and they are walking

that's easier for men, it makes them more human because they are not meant to cry, so they don't
and then if these restrictions are put on men crying, and they don't
then they do at other times, ie as described
and so these restrictions make men more human, not less

lfc1971    31 Mar 18 17:41 
men should cry only when they are outside and they are alone and it is raining and preferably at nighttime and they are walking

The shower - NAP

I liked the film White Heat when a distraught James Cagney broke down when told of his mothers death
totally acceptable because of the circumstances and because it was Cagney

Just watched that little girl on the BBC website whos going blind and wants to see lot of things before its too late.
Pretty much fighting them back after that.

Unacceptable

Blubbing when your football team loses or gets relegated. If need be go and punch someone in the ear !

Acceptable

Chelsea winning the Champions league, cried like a fxxking baby

I haven't cried since 2006.  My eyes got a bit watery once after a chilli sauce went wrong but I don't think that counts.

Man up lybertyne.............now paper cuts on the other hand

I have just been stuck in 'the circle of life' on you tube - go through all the versions of it and have a dry eye

I dare you

I have to say I think only a black africans should sing this

all the others are good but Lebo M is probably the best - the africans have it as far as I can see

bang on melting stuff  - and I was only researching THE PIANO BOYS who did a piece with the nigerian/american singer Alex Boye

anyone see those norwegians singing that laplander ethnic stuff - amazing similarity in some parts to some African stuff

Someone said earlier in the thread, I can't recall who said it that it was very uncool for a bloke to shed a tear watching a film. That has only ever happened to me once and it was when watching the film 'I, Daniel Blake'. I'll never watch that film again, it was very upsetting.

Fantastic to see Big Charlie back.

He is my mate on facebook kenny mann, I'll tell him you said hola G.

cheers slippy, we exchange the odd e.mail.

A quick update on the cat situation for you kenny, all are neutered so no more litters thankfully. He is down to 19 now and is going to move in with the daughter in the next 6 months as he is not getting around too well now and is unsteady on his pins, he will have a really lovely ground floor garden flat in Herne Hill which is a nice part of South London. God only knows what I'm going to do with the cats that survive, he can take his two favourites with him but that's all, we'll have to pay to get the others rehomed somehow. The cat protection leagues etc. have been way beyond worse than hopeless. God knows I have tried my best but really G, it's like banging my head against a brick wall and I've given up with all of them. Believe me, I have exhausted every possible avenue but they don't really give a toss when all is said and done.

You've done well to get them all spayed and neutered, slippy, that's really important. Cat's P are a bit hopeless, the independent re-homing places are the best but sadly nearly always full, but you can sometimes get on the waiting list. Seems you've done a good job. Give me a final update in due course about the 17.Cheers.

I will do mate, hopefully by September we'll have got everything sorted and the old boy can have a nice and relaxing time in his dotage with his children and grandkids around him and just kick back with no stress in his life anymore.

Good man, let's hope so.

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Cats Protection have millions in the bank, why don't they spend it on re-homing centres.?

That came to light in the Icelandic banking crisis 10 years ago, when they were set to lose 11 million. Not sure of the final outcome.

Acceptable - birth of newborn

Crying to music happens, but to do in public will make you look a silly mug.

Perfectly acceptable at Stamford Bridge this afternoon.

^
A bit like this from 1972, 46 years ago.
The Omaha Sun papers, in an expose that won a Pulitzer Prize, disclosed that Boys Town was far better endowed than the public ever suspected.
Its well-orchestrated fund drives (“He ain’t heavy, Father, he’s m’ brother”) had tugged at enough hearts and wallets to build the institution’s net worth to more than $200 million.

The only film that made me cry was Forest Gump, when Jenny left him and then when she died.  I was about 10 though so I'm excused from shame.

I could have cried watching the Generation Game with Mel and Sue (and canned laughter) tonight

I "well up" whenever Tin Cup knocks that ball onto the green and into the hole when everyone says it's an impossible shot.

"Hell, I can make this", .... brilliant.

How can you be human and not cry,i still cry about my grandad dying 20+ years ago and my gran 10 years ago long suffering deaths who I was closer to than my parents,they came from working class backgrounds had nothing but gave everything I can never forget that and what happened to to them..

Acceptable
When dark clouds are hanging over you, your feeling depressed etc Tec. Don't bottle it up, cry if you need too and for fxxk sake, talk to someone and get help ! Fxxk this British stiff upper lip BS. To many lives needlessly lost each year in this country

Unacceptable
Losing to Spurs yesterday

Heard the Spurs result when I was at the petrol station. I was filling up.

Filling up or welling up ?

I heard the Spuds result as I was wiping up some milk I'd spilled.  Was going to cry but you know the rest.