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pointless things that bother you but nobody else
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A security pen on a ball chain 3 links too short.
Visitors badge pouches with a sprained clip that doesn't clamp on your shirt. Automatic doors, which despite five signs on the approach that try to convince you all will be well, that they are indeed automatic. Still fail to detect you. Resulting in the dance of the sherbert fountain. Bobbing about in front of any black blob that could be a sensor to make the thing work. |
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The recorded announcements on London buses and trains that mispronounce station and place names (presumably the intention is to help tourists by pronouncing them according to the spelling).
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people standing outside pubs smoking - wimps the lot of you
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Speedy, I once ripped one of those pens off its chain in frustration (I'm left-handed and it didn't reach) and the bank's security bod appeared to give me a dressing down.
I was a reasonably good customer of theirs and complained to the manager. A week later, a box of pens (WITH chains!) arrived with a letter of apology. I never knew bank managers had a sense of humour. |
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men who carry their change in a purse
trains that "go forwards" to the next station announcements on trains: where it's from, where it's going, next "calling point" (it's not a "calling point" it's a "stop" ffs), confirming the fact that the train will be "going forwards to" the next "calling point" - well i never i thought the train would be going sideways - no mobiles in the quiet carriage, the fact that my £35 saver isn't valid on this train and a new ticket will cost me £350, and there's no buffet as they have staff shortages despite record unemployment 'cos you need a PhD in fluid dynamics to pour tea and then we've just stopped at a "calling point" to pick up some more "customers" so we'll do all the sodding announcements all over a-sodding-gain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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topkat knackering the thread :|
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poorly designed user interfaces
surely a betting exchange's chat facility should be able to accommodate a scream? |
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Men who can't watch telly without telling you they'd like to** any woman who wanders across the screen.
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People in Tescos that have all their packing done from a massive trolley, then get their purse out and fann y about for ten minutes getting their cards out and worst of all find some discount vouchers.. I could stick a knife in their c huff.
they are always women |
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Grandps.. all the guys in James herriots house always gave their darrabhy number. and it was only 3 digits
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Clifton..
I feel the same about Frankie by the pointer sisters as do about American Pie.. |
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Having to press enter after entering my PIN: surely the computer should be able to count up to four key-presses.
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Teenagers...hangings too good
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Classic thread
 People who go on and on about the great holiday they just had. wtf is really interested? Sister in law appeared last week to show us all her holiday photos from America that she had transferred on a usb stick and stuck in the telly. Over 600 f****** photos! They don`t have that in the Getty Photo Library ffs. |
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People who have cash but give you stingy Xmas presents. I spend about 100 quid on a lifelong friend and his wife every year and what do they give us in return? 3 miniature pots of f****** jam every bloody year!
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Return the favour, Mac. Buy 'em a haggis for Burns Night. Should last a month if kept cool
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Cameras and pictures. And people using them to save 'fond memories'. If I have fond memories, i would rather enjoy them in the moment instead of saving them on my camera and wait when i am sad as feck and look at those memories and feel sadder.
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People who call Instagram Insta and Facebook Facey.
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Standing in a queue at a shop when some smelly, lazy git pulls out his lotto vouchers and asks the person at the till to check if they've won anything. NO, do it yourself you lazy f**ker. It's all I can do to stop myself from grabbing them out of their hand and ramming them down their throat.
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I hate watching a TV/News program where a presenter does a "long shot" talking and walking towards the
camera amongst a big crowd of people. I don't know why this bothers me - it just does......  |
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Women in sandals, with the toes creeping out over the edge.
Buy some properly fitting ones you feckers !!!! |
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Tribute Bands
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Tw*ts in Iceland who ask for home delivery,
and then pick there a*se whilst the poor cashier struggles to fill bag after bag of frozen sh*te. By then the store is empty, apart from a queue of guys like me trying to buy cheap booze! |
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Smokers outside Pubs....I wanna Machine Gun the lot of them.
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