weekend spa breaks

ok .. fancy a butlins ?

Hmmm...pf, I am an occasional contributor to the forum, but I reckon you can hardly deny an interest in at least one forumite...

Yes, Steptoe...agreed.

steptoe, what you like ;)

Im one dirty dog ;)

I know you are. Your seeing your lady on sunday arent you

Greggs, name some celebs you find attractive.

wentworth miller, kevin costner, ben affleck

thelibertine 13 Nov 23:55
Hmmm...pf, I am an occasional contributor to the forum, but I reckon you can hardly deny an interest in at least one forumite..

really? who?

pf, Greggs.

Thats right luce.

Shes coming over.

Hopefully make a few bob over the weekend to get me in the mood :D

Kevin Costner, still? Or in his prime? I have a mate who looks like him. My mate is a rugby player, not very tall, but goes to the gym a lot and built like a brick sh*thouse.

i bet she wont show up wearing nothing but stockings

Not in this weather ;)

wrong woman then imo

You're all ageing perverts trying to recapture your lost-forever youth. Stop this vomit-inducing faux-banter and own up to your wrinkles, coleostomy bags and liver spots.

yes, dump her!

surely just the thought of sexy time with ur ladee is enough to get u 'in the mood'? :D my advice: don't bet this weekend at all! (or**)

gl

or w an k that should be :D

Tbf im in the mood most of the time :)

Bodil, you seem to have an indepth knowledge of the signs of ageing.

What the hell is wrong with being an ageing pervert ?

you dirty man steptoe

I agree with bodil

Actually I'm just bored with the other threads - and causing trouble on here. Only some of you are much older than you project. Many are just "somewhat" older. And the rest are in and out of institutional care.

Bodil sounds like a bitter character.

I can be so sweet...

Im not a day over 57 you toerag

Bodil, how can you guess anyone's age accurately? It is surely just guesswork?

I agree with bodil again

Bodil has his very own sidekick! A Robin to his Batman.

more penfold to DM

ok . . let's try not to diversify here

there's no medals

Scrappy Do to his Scooby Do!

he has seen the fact that the majority of you are ugly trolls crouched over your computer in the corner of a dark room, desperately trying to be funny in the hope that one of the other ugly trolls writes "lol". hoping to impress people you have never seen and never will see

Who rattled your cage, Huge Arse?

Interesting. We know that facial expression and tone of voice carry so much meaning in addition to the words. For some years I've been trying to project some kind of understanding into the basic text we see on here. It's an accretional process but I'm getting there. Evolution in action.

You leak much of your essential being unintentionally.

And I lap it up.

Its' not all good, btw. I frequently have to vomit.

:^0

lol ;)

It very rare for me to crouch with my back these days

haha steptoe

You can't "project understanding into the text on here." You are a relatively articulate man, but you literally talk nonsense.

thelib - but you do.

You can feel me sliding around you as you read this.


Whoah - what's that?

Why is Huge Arse only capable of stereotyping people? Doesn't he realise that he probably fits the stereotype he mentions best of all?

Bodil, you are possibly an interesting character. Would you care to be constructive, or are you in a destructive mood tonight?

I agree with thelibertine

So let me get this right huge arse is getting upset at people, to use his own words - "he will never meet or never see" for being too friendly with people they will never meet or see

How bizzare

I agree with Steptoes Yard

Can we please keep this deep debate going for another 25 mins until the basketball starts

Huge Arse likes to mix it, but he is not as eloquent as Bodil.

Basketball,thats my cue for sleep

thelib. Our brains are constantly evolving/rewiring. If text is all we have then they will change to extract the maximum information from that text - which they didn't have do in the past (no need). We keep a construct of people's post's (character) in our memory and interpret subsequent posts accordingly. Things move on. So should your appreciation.

Steptoe, it appears to be the two of us against Bodil and Huge Arse.

wow, how liberating

in my next life i will return as a faux-woman and start threads that receive 500 replies, I will attract the flies and the roaches from all corners of the world, those who have lost their youth, those who are living in regret, those who know no way to interact with real people - and all I will do is ask about a weekend spa break

and me thelibertine

Bit of tagteam action hey

I only got 246 replies so far ;)

Bodil, you seem rather cunning and someone who is a thinker. Huge Arse on the other hand......

I will become Steptoe.

I knew of the rich peoples siblings being sent off to champneys health resort and for them to send their security down to the local macdonalds while they were there. :-)

Huge Arse, lighten up. You sound like the Robert de Niro character from Taxi Driver. Ffs, go and have a drink/sh*g/w*nk.

huge arse.

I will regret biting but here goes. Im far from any of the things you have mentioned on that list. There is nothing wrong with my social or communication skills thanks and before going full time on here had a successful career in banking. I have a life away from this computer but as its where I earn my money I do spend a fair amount of time on it.

Everything on here is taken with a pinch of salt my most posters.
The only one who seems to be annoyed is you mate.

A cunning thinker?

Hmmm...

It's just possible that someone with the name JBHA is not entirely serious. Unlike me.

could be an anagram

Well said Steptoe. I think most of us lead fairly busy lives and this is just a way of passing time and unwinding, as well as the fact that most of us are on this site for gambling purposes.
Huge Arse, you really should deal with your anger issues. I pity the people you come in contact with in the real world, as I am sure that most (if not all) of us think that you truly ARE a Huge Arse!

Im sorry but I draw the line at someone calling me a roach

TOO FAR TONY, TOO FAR

maybe i was calling you a fly?

Blimey, SY, you sound like me. I also was in banking but have made a steady income on here for 7 years.

right boys, I will leave you to your arguing. no place for a lady

In that case im sorry ;)

Huge Arse could clear a room, just by opening his mouth and expressing his views. He is surely the most likely of all of us to be hunched over his pc in a darkened room.

Hated almost every day canny.

Went from a customer service industry to full on sales.

Talk about pushing products down the customers throats

no no no Old Greggs please dont go (insert love smiley here)

:x

pleasure

Good man, Steptoe. LOL.

If only we could generate electricity from the hatred expressed on here every night (much poorly repressed).

I'm working on it.

nice chatting to you thelibertine and steptoe, as always

Was with N and P, SY, taken over by Abbey National in '97. Took voluntary redundancy 6 months later and got by ever since.

The abolition of betting tax shortly afterwards was a big help, then I landed here in 2002 which was fortunate.

Enjoyed my early banking years, some great memories, but last few were pretty dire.

Cheers G. Goodnight.

Bodil, what do you gamble on?

Was in the industry from 99 till last year.

The change in that time was incredible. Mostly for the worse.

Less income now but far less stress

she's not gone yet .. i know .. she won't log off until her ass cheeks are fully relaxed & nodding orf ;)

I was in the banking world too a few years ago, very happy to have escaped from there as it was the kind of place where people stay for life, wake up at 60 and realise that the previous 35 years have merged into 1

McM, what a vivid imagination you have.

60 .. fk me who are you Ben Bernanke ?!?

Horses, rarely cricket. Racehorses present a continuum that repeats annually. Families - owners, trainer, jockeys, etc... - wonderfully incestuous. And doomed,like the much abused (and even more incestuous) breed. But long after I'm dead.

I have been in the Civil Service 18 years and that has indeed all merged into one!

nite G x

Bodil, I am going off betting on horseracing. I have started laying to prove to myself how corrupt it is. I still bet big on football though.

If Blueberry Whistle didn't place in 50 races .. he 'd be well kept fed & watered


If Chelsea didn't win in 60 matches ....................................................

It's all corrupt, one way or another. You just have to side with the most corrupt people at the right time.

It's all timing.

STEPTOES YARD 14 Nov 00:43
huge arse.

I will regret biting but here goes. Im far from any of the things you have mentioned on that list. There is nothing wrong with my social or communication skills thanks and before going full time on here had a successful career in banking. I have a life away from this computer but as its where I earn my money I do spend a fair amount of time on it.


you make me sick

you're a hundred times worse than those taxmen

Bankers are, indeed,the excreta of creation.

and they still take the p!ss nowadays, giving themselves large bonuses

utter disgrace............bonuses to themselves on taxpayers money

I was a tax advisor for a bank - looks like I was the worst of the worst :)

yep